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DFU SONG: If You're Going to San Francisco (sheesh...Kerry has flower on his zipper)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 3-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 03/31/2004 10:47:14 AM PST by doug from upland
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MIDI - SAN FRANCISCO
If you're hitting the campaign trail...make sure you wear a flower zipper ring
If you are hitting the campaign trail...lefties will say, "Oh, what a precious thing"
For those with flowers on their zippers...you'll be embraced by peaceniks everywhere
If you are wearing a flower zipper...you'll be proving you really, really, care
You are planet saving...with your loony raving
Oh, oh...major league whackjob
Bush is much worse than Sadaam...our commander is rotten
Oh, oh...major league whackjob...major league whackjob
If you're heading toward the campaign trail...make sure you wear a flower zipper ring
If you are off to the campaign trail...lefties will say, "Oh, what a precious thing"
When you hit the campaign trail...make sure you wear a flower zipper ring
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: alphaweenie; flowerzipper; kerry; peacewarlovecrap; weenieman
To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
Ping.
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posted on
03/31/2004 10:59:15 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
I still think he needs a daisy headband.
..If your going to San Fransisco - be sure to where some daisies in your hair
Daisies in your ears, daisies in you toes, your nose... one precious little daisy boy he is.
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posted on
03/31/2004 10:59:34 AM PST
by
Esther Ruth
(George W. Bush - My Kids Newest Bestest Super Hero of ALL TIME)
To: Esther Ruth
Hello, Ester Ruth. So glad you recently joined us here.
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posted on
03/31/2004 11:02:11 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: Esther Ruth
duh.....it's Esther
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posted on
03/31/2004 11:02:40 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.
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posted on
03/31/2004 11:41:08 AM PST
by
ClintonBeGone
(John Kerry is the Democrat's Bob Dole)
To: doug from upland
Cool ....... like, wow, man! That was the fastest parody-writing known to mankind! :-)
John Kerry's official campaign vehicle:
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posted on
03/31/2004 11:44:08 AM PST
by
NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
(Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
To: doug from upland
Either that or this one:
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posted on
03/31/2004 11:46:59 AM PST
by
NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
(Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
To: doug from upland
Does he really think this is helping him? LOL!
My son, though only a "pree-teen" thinks its embarrasing to see a man "his age" act and dress like he does. He said kerry thinks hes so cool, but he looks like a WIERD-O.
I think its simular to the feeling he gets when i rock out to the radio, he cringes;)
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:31:42 PM PST
by
OMalley
To: OMalley
Good stuff. Thanks for the anecdote.
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posted on
03/31/2004 12:36:57 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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