[freebilly]

"We need to start treating other countries better. They all hate us. We've got to be doing something wrong."

Yup, it's time for America to stop being successful so other countries won't envy and hate us. Too much success is bad for the world....

[weegee]

A sizeable population in the United States already celebrates Cinco de Mayo (even though it would make more sense for much of America to celebrate Texas Independence Day or even the date of the sale of the Louisiana Purchase).

Maybe if more Americans took to celebrating Bastille Day, we could be more like the French in modern affairs and just roll over.