Your Spouse Could Be a Space Alien (Where can I find one?)

Weekly World News ^ | 3/18/04

[kt56]

And you don't have to go to San Francisco to get hitched!!!

[RightWhale]

It's not often that WWN gets it right. I'm still wondering about the whale skeleton found on Mars: was that WWN or CNN?

[Free ThinkerNY]

You must be joking? His mind and liberal thinking are the most primitive in the universe. He is a thousand years behind most inhabitants of earth.

That's just a cover for his illegal space-alien spy activities. He has to blend in with the other Leftist morons.

[RightWhale]

they couldn't find their way to their planned destination.

The space aliens have very high tech. Unfortunately for them they are also poor drivers crashing on earth. Could be more like 90% of Americans and most of everyone else is space alien.

[Servant of the 9]

"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form,"

Yes, but they come from Mexico, not Mars.

So9

[Shryke]

Hilarious Friday fluff.

[PatrickHenry]

It's no joke! MRUUUHAHAHAHA!

[PatrickHenry]

It's no joke! MRUUUHAHAHAHA!

[PatrickHenry]

Sorry about the double post.

[CougarGA7]

Maybe you both are and you both think you are married to a human. To your horror you may find that you, an Arconian, are actually married to a Centarian, the sworn enemy to the Arconian way of life.

[Shryke]

Are energized and stimulated by physical contact with their wife. They often initiate long conversations after a lovemaking session, in order to better understand the experience.

ROTFLMAO! I at least know my fiance isn't an alien - we both say "that was great, g'night" and initiate the snore wars.

[Junior]

My wife's human. Something about housework...

[DeFault User]

Not sure about the whale skeleton on Mars. That sounds like the wacko stuff from CNN.

You have to go to WWN to get the real scoop such as:

We may soon have to stop calling Mars "the Red Planet" and rename it the Red, White and Blue Planet - because the far-flung world is turning the colors of the American flag, astonished scientists say. . .. the change to the new color scheme, believed to have begun in late September, is baffling even to rocket scientists.

"The best our geologists can come up with is that recent storms may have exposed ice and water just under the surface," said the insider. "The melting ice would appear blue, like Earth's oceans, and the evaporating water would form clouds, explaining the white. "But what is mind-boggling is that the red, white and blue aren't in random patches, but distinct bands -suggesting they are the product of intelligent design. "As crazy as it sounds, many of us now believe that the inhabitants of Mars are doing this deliberately as a symbol of their solidarity with the United States."

The French always stab you in the back. The Germans waffled and the Spaniards cut and ran, but at least the Martians are with us.

[GOPJ]

Sounds like a joyful relationship -- may you have happy years and sweet memories.

I at least know my fiance isn't an alien - we both say "that was great, g'night" and initiate the snore wars.

[Aracelis]

Well, we finally have a good explanation for you, Patrick ;^)

[PatrickHenry]

Well, we finally have a good explanation for you, Patrick

Ah yes. The one man on earth who searches his spam email for a remedy to make it smaller!

[Shryke]

Thanks, friend, thanks.