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Your Spouse Could Be a Space Alien (Where can I find one?)
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| 3/18/04
Posted on 03/18/2004 6:32:06 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: DeFault User
"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form," says Dr. James Kune, a physicist and former government UFO expert. "They're evenly split between male and female, and most of them are married though childless.
"My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one."
So, since there are about 200 million people in the United States and since there are 2.5 million male and 2.5 million female aliens and the "average" person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one, doesn't this means that only a very small percentage of the 200 million is average?
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posted on
03/18/2004 9:52:03 PM PST
by
aruanan
To: aruanan
Must be that cosmological and spacial branch of statistics Dr. Kune is employing.
To: DeFault User
I knew it had to be something like that.
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posted on
03/18/2004 10:13:25 PM PST
by
Clinging Bitterly
(Going partly violent to the thing since Nov. 25, 2000.)
To: U S Army EOD
"Who would want to marry Bat Boy?"
None that I know of. The World Weekly News reported that their mascot Bat Boy once stalked Anna Kournikova and Britney Spears. His marriage proposals were spurned by the two gals.
I'm suprised to see that no photo of the would-be groom has surfaced on this thread. I thought it was a tradition to post an obligatory pic of Bat Boy if the World Weekly News is used as a (ahem) news source.
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posted on
03/18/2004 10:45:14 PM PST
by
demnomo
To: Quix
It's common knowledge that we all are made out of
"star stuff".
To: Las Vegas Dave
ok that settles it!! my very next mail order bride is gonna be an alien!
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posted on
03/19/2004 2:19:43 AM PST
by
rrrod
To: ASA Vet
I've always waited for them to come and pick me up and take me back to my real parents...(sigh)...
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posted on
03/19/2004 3:20:06 AM PST
by
RaceBannon
(John Kerry is Vietnam's Benedict Arnold: Former War Hero turned Traitor)
To: cripplecreek
"My wife and i are childless. Would either of us know that we were aliens."Do either of you hang upside down when you sleep?
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posted on
03/19/2004 4:57:37 AM PST
by
auggy
(http://home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-DownhomeKY /// Check out My USA Photo album & Fat Files)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"Here's an alien that's married to the Ketchup Witch"You must be joking? His mind and liberal thinking are the most primitive in the universe. He is a thousand years behind most inhabitants of earth.
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posted on
03/19/2004 5:03:12 AM PST
by
auggy
(http://home.bellsouth.net/p/PWP-DownhomeKY /// Check out My USA Photo album & Fat Files)
To: Swordmaker
114% if you use the good doctor's math.
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posted on
03/19/2004 5:50:09 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: Quix
oh good grief. My boyfriend fits the profile perfectly. He even loves gourmet cooking and always insists on cooking up a storm.
But, hey, I've got nothing against interplanetary relationships. ;)
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posted on
03/19/2004 7:02:27 AM PST
by
Nataku X
(Ich bin ein ultrakonservativen Aktivisten & I am a chocolate frosted donut.)
To: Nakatu X
Hmmmm
I think the best thing to say is . . .
Wellllll then,
LOVE HIM DEARLY.
HIS LOVE MAY BE . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OUT OF THIS WORLD.
But, hopefully, you'd be the best judge of that!
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posted on
03/19/2004 7:07:39 AM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: Quix
ROTFL--good one.
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posted on
03/19/2004 7:52:54 AM PST
by
Nataku X
(Ich bin ein ultrakonservativen Aktivisten & I am a chocolate frosted donut.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Looks like a before and after Botox ad...
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posted on
03/19/2004 7:57:42 AM PST
by
null and void
(If voting really changed anything it would be illegal...)
To: DeFault User
I understand alien amnesia is pandemic.Oh yeah. I forgot all about that...
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posted on
03/19/2004 7:59:48 AM PST
by
null and void
(If voting really changed anything it would be illegal...)
To: DeFault User
bump
76
posted on
03/19/2004 8:11:32 AM PST
by
Centurion2000
(Resolve to perform what you must; perform without fail that what you resolve.)
To: DeFault User
If your Husband stops to ask for directions on a trip, he is an Alien for sure.
To: agincourt1415
At least we human males don't have to worry about the flux capacitor breaking down.
To: null and void
BOTOX, It's not just for breakfast anymore...
Before...........................After
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posted on
03/19/2004 10:00:07 AM PST
by
null and void
(If voting really changed anything it would be illegal...)
To: DeFault User
That explains how liberals keep getting elected to office.
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