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Your Spouse Could Be a Space Alien (Where can I find one?)
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| 3/18/04
Posted on 03/18/2004 6:32:06 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: potlatch
Cute.
Thanks.
41
posted on
03/18/2004 7:54:03 PM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: Quix
Good explanation! My husband 'thinks' he knows the way, hard to fight that!
42
posted on
03/18/2004 7:57:14 PM PST
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: DeFault User
To: potlatch
i THINK
that men are so mangled in their rearing in our society.
Few have more than crumbs of affirmation etc. from Dad--and virtually 0% affirming affection and intense bonding, imparting masculinity, male perspective, maleness, male approval etc.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Most spend their whole lives denying, defending inadequate senses of self worth, striving to prove
THEY ARE RIGHT!
THEY KNOW ENOUGH IF NOT KNOW IT ALLLLLLL
ETC.
SAD,
SILLY,
PATHETIC,
TRANSPARENTLY EMBARRASSING for anyone with sufficient perspective and distance to see the painful charades.
Sigh.
[flameproof suit on]
44
posted on
03/18/2004 8:28:50 PM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Looks like you have a 100% chance of double posting...
45
posted on
03/18/2004 8:32:18 PM PST
by
Swordmaker
(This tagline shut down for renovations and repairs. Re-open June of 2001.)
To: Quix
You may be right, in this day and time. My kids are grown and were well loved. My son gets his directions off the internet, LOL.
46
posted on
03/18/2004 8:36:02 PM PST
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: DeFault User
My Alien
Simple Plan
i'm sick of being alone when are you coming home
just a glimpse of your face.i can remember smelling your hair ,i'll meet you anywhere
somewhere no one can retrace, somewhere where no one will know our faces.
She has two arms to hold me and four legs to wrap around me.she's not your typical girlfriend, she's my alien
she knows when something is wrong when something doesn't belong. she can read it in my mind. she can be assured that with me there is no conspiracy, she's not wasting her time. She can take to the palce that she calls home in a spaceship that will someday be my home. Please take me to your leader, tell her i will surrender.(i will surrender)
(Repeat 3 times)
She has two arms to hold me and four legs to wrap around me she's not your typical girlfriend,she's my alien.
i bought the astronots kit now all i need is a rocket my love is intergalactic friend,
47
posted on
03/18/2004 8:36:52 PM PST
by
HangThemHigh
(The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how make it stop.)
To: HangThemHigh
To: DeFault User
Alien husbands: Love to fix things around the house -- and actually repair what's broken instead of making it worse. "This is obviously a function of their highly developed mechanical and scientific skills," Dr. Kune says. "They usually have every high-tech power tool they can get their hands on, and keep it all compulsively organized."Well, that explains Norm Abrams.
49
posted on
03/18/2004 8:57:06 PM PST
by
par4
To: DeFault User
Both my X-wives are Alien to me.
50
posted on
03/18/2004 8:58:33 PM PST
by
noutopia
(Don't hate me cause I'm right !)
To: DeFault User
LOL:
Will ask for directions when they're lost -- sometimes. "A significant number are just as stubborn about it as human men," Dr. Kune says. "I suspect that a lot of aliens are on this planet only because they couldn't find their way to their planned destination."
51
posted on
03/18/2004 9:02:35 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(NFL Owners: Grown men don't watch hollywood peep shows with wives and children.)
To: DeFault User
>>Dr. James Kune, a physicist and former government UFO expert.<<
A former government UFO expert? What government agency employs UFO experts? One has to seriously doubt this man's credentials and certainly his sanity.
Muleteam1
To: DeFault User
Well, that settled it! Mrs. says I'm an alien, according to the daffynition above.
53
posted on
03/18/2004 9:04:05 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: MHGinTN
Lost your way on the trip back to the home planet and wouldn't ask for directions, huh?
To: Blood of Tyrants
Good catch :)
55
posted on
03/18/2004 9:10:06 PM PST
by
AM2000
To: Muleteam1
See #18.
To: AM2000
I know my wife is an alien in fact I can prove it.
Just last night I was
57
posted on
03/18/2004 9:15:05 PM PST
by
Spruce
To: potlatch
the net
is a relatively safe place--in terms of avoiding embarrassment--to do a lot of things!
58
posted on
03/18/2004 9:16:44 PM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: Quix
LOL, right you are, Quix!
59
posted on
03/18/2004 9:19:07 PM PST
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: DouglasKC; Don'tMessWithTexas; nmh; Weirdad; Shermy; Malcolm; rwfromkansas; Fenris6; Radioactive; ..
The lighter side of FR!!
Illegal alien ping.
Semper Fi
<><
60
posted on
03/18/2004 9:22:09 PM PST
by
viaveritasvita
("When Love takes you in, everything changes.")
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