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Your Spouse Could Be a Space Alien (Where can I find one?)
Weekly World News ^
| 3/18/04
Posted on 03/18/2004 6:32:06 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: DeFault User
We all know that American Women make awful wives, this is the next logical step past a mail-order bride.
To: DeFault User; andysandmikesmom; areafiftyone; bigfootbob; Ecliptic; El Sordo; Ghengis; ...
OKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
UFO PING LIST PING
FWIW!
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:02:49 PM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: DeFault User
a physicist and former government UFO expert. How do you get to be a "former expert"???
Do you have to forget stuff?
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:02:55 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: AlbertWang
Gotta get yourself one of those space aliens. (Maybe they have some identifying mark, like a very small pinky finger.)
Divorce Lawyers Want Alienation-Of-Affection Law Dropped.
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:07:04 PM PST
by
Consort
To: AlbertWang
So, Dr. Kune is the reason they cancelled THIRD ROCK FROM THE SON. That butthole!
To: Quix
Will ask for directions when they're lost Well, that certainly absolves MY husband!!!
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:10:07 PM PST
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: DeFault User
What? 23 posts and I have yet to see a Bat Boy pic!
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:12:27 PM PST
by
demnomo
To: potlatch
And the vast majority of others, I'd wager.
Guess that's one of the ways I was USUALLY different.
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:13:08 PM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: Izzy Dunne
How do you get to be a "former expert"??? Do you have to forget stuff? He was cut out of the loop after he started talking to the Weekly World News.
To: DeFault User
 You are so screwed. G'narthq told you specifically not to let the humans know, and especially not to let the Freepers know. Your vortex is fulminated, man.
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:14:53 PM PST
by
Nick Danger
(Give me immortality... or give me death.)
To: Quix
LOL, 'usually' is a lot better than 'never'!!
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:15:39 PM PST
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: Nick Danger
Your vortex is fulminated, man.No, no, not that. Nooooooooooo!
To: Quix
Here's our 'token' alien, gotta have one to look at!!
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:30:27 PM PST
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: demnomo
Who would want to marry Bat Boy?
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:31:35 PM PST
by
U S Army EOD
(The last person to die for a mistake in Vietnam, should have been Ho Chi Minh)
To: potlatch; DeFault User
That first guy is scared of my alien!
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:32:36 PM PST
by
potlatch
( Medals do not make a man. Morals do.)
To: DeFault User
It must be me, I don't remember being born here.
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:33:59 PM PST
by
ASA Vet
("Anyone who signed up after 11/28/97 is a newbie")
To: ASA Vet
I understand alien amnesia is pandemic.
To: DeFault User
"Gotta get yourself one of those space aliens. (Maybe they have some identifying mark, like a very small pinky finger.)" Had one. The one I had hasn't decided which planet she likes.
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:48:41 PM PST
by
BobS
To: potlatch
THANKS.
I think I have a relatively low tolerance for futility. And when lost, I want to resolve that 'problem' asap and GET TO WHERE I'M GOING!
Though some trips--such as up 101 along the California and Oregon coast is just great for the traveling in a carefree way . . . ahhhh . . . . memories of the Datsun 260Z and that great couple of trips.
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posted on
03/18/2004 7:53:27 PM PST
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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