Kerry Democrats Plot Dirty Tricks

NoJohnKerry.org ^ | Mar. 16, 2004

[wadeintothem]

John Kerry supporters and activists at Democratic Underground, an active  blog/message board/meeting area for Democrats with the expressed intent of getting a Democrat elected president, are plotting Dirty Tricks in the upcoming campaign.  

The following are the plans being formed for Election 2004.  The page has been since removed or hidden for view by their operatives at this time.   The GOP and several news organizations have been notified of this plot by Kerry Supporters.

Plans include such acts as:

• Get Republicans fired at your workplace
• Create, plant and disseminate widely “news stories” that discredit GOP policies
• Contact the IRS and anonymously tip them off regarding prominent GOP contributors in your area.
• Make sure that you’re the only ride on voting day for a group of hard right types who live out of the way, and then don’t show up. 
• Hand-out faulty polling locations & directions in GOP-heavy voting districs. Let's see how they like it for a change.
• Volunteer for a GOP phone bank operation and talk dirty to old people on the phone. Think of the most obscene, anus-licking things you can comprehend, and go for it! And be sure to identify yourself as a Bush supporter.
• Wear an 'I love george w bush' t-shirt in public and act like a major ass. Moon people, fart loudly, call people offensive names.
  

Details from the post as follows: 

[wadeintothem]

Democrats are a dirty foe.

[linn37]

lmao they are desperate!

[MCRD]

Jeez with brainpower like this maybe we'd be better off with the Dims in charge of the war on terror.

[tractorman]

In other words, just be yourselves.

[cwb]

Election season: Watch for threats of union strikes and labor walkouts.

[Gringo1]

Democrats fart loudly and say the most anus-licking things and moon people all the time.....wouldn't this be a tipoff that they are Democrats in disguise?

[MrB]

Kerry must be a great guy!

All these reasons to vote for him...

uh, what were those again?


oh, yeah, HATE BUSH!!!

[mabelkitty]

I guess deep down inside they really don't believe Bev Harris and her tin-foil black box voting manifesto. Must bum her out.

[fml]

Oops, someone left the gate to the nut house open again.

[OpusatFR]

"Contact the IRS and anonymously tip them off regarding prominent GOP contributors in your area."

Right. There's no such thing as anonymously.

"Get Republicans fired at your workplace"

I'll own your hovel once the suit is finished.

As for the rest, sounds criminal to me. RICO apply?

[VadeRetro]

Good thing we had a late spring snow here. I have my boots on today so I can shake in them.

[babyface00]

Does this mean they're going to stop having the dead vote for Democrats (multiple times), or are these tactics in addition to their already despicable strategies?

[Digger]

Every pubbie congresscritter should read this & understand that complacency by them will lead to them getting the smaller offices next term. Oh, unless you are a 1st term senator from New York.

[InvisibleChurch]

'hard right types' don't sit around waiting for a ride... sheesh, who thinks this dribble up?

[Quix]

I don't know how authentic the above is.

Alas,

I DO KNOW

plenty, more than plenty

of liberal minded donkeys who'd love to behave that way in opposition to Bush.

Given their will's, many will find a way.

[G-Bear]

"Make sure that you're the only ride on voting day for a group of hard-right types who live out of the way, and then don't show up."

Republicans own their own vehicles, generally big honkin' SUV's, and know where they're going without having to ask for directions. Republicans don't use public transportation!

GB

[TankerKC]

The thread is actually still there:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=503597

[brewcrew]

Wear an 'I love george w bush' t-shirt in public and act like a major ass. Moon people, fart loudly, call people offensive names.

Hey, now - I never gave them permission to impersonate me.

[TankerKC]

Make sure that you’re the only ride on voting day for a group of hard right types who live out of the way, and then don’t show up.

Now they are projecting. Republicans have their own ride to the polls!

I hope they just think they are being funny.

[wadeintothem]

Thanks! the link I had didnt work. I've saved it now to my HD and will correct the site.