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Nazi raccoons conquer Europe
Ananova ^
| 03/09/04
| Ananova
Posted on 03/09/2004 9:22:51 AM PST by Pikamax
Nazi raccoons conquer Europe
Raccoons released by Hermann Goering in Germany in 1934 to "enrich the Reich's fauna" are threatening to succeed where their Nazi benefactors failed by conquering Europe.
They have become so successful that German authorities revealed this week that raccoon numbers are now at record levels - with more than a million in Germany alone.
In neighbouring Austria the first raccoons have also been spotted and info leaflets have been dispatched warning people against feeding or encouraging the North American natives.
Plans are being discussed to employ "raccoon hunters" to try and reduce the scale of the problem and put a bounty on raccoon pelts.
The first pair of raccoons were released at Kassel, in the wooded hill country north of Frankfurt, where there are now 100 raccoons per square kilometre - the same density as North America.
Residential homes in Kassel resemble fortresses with mesh wire covering all openings and spikes defending drainpipes and gutters. Rubbish bins are secured with bungee cords or padlocks.
Kassel has hired an animal control officer whose sole duty is to patrol the streets in search of raccoons and answer residents' appeals for help.
The city has even paid zoologists from a nearby university to tag and study raccoons in a bid to determine the scope of the problem.
"Kassel is definitely the raccoon capital of Europe," says Ulf Hohmann, head of the raccoon study project. "I'd say 50% of the residents here have had close encounters with raccoons, some of them on a repeated or even regular basis.
"Our job is to educate the public about these marvellous animals as we study their true impact on the European environment."
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: balkans; environment; racoon
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:22:52 AM PST
by
Pikamax
To: Pikamax
Well, then let's suggest a Hillbilly solution to the Germans: Don't feed the racoons... EAT THEM! They taste like chicken.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:25:04 AM PST
by
Bismarck
To: Bismarck
Maybe we should start a coonhound export business. That'll keep them Krauts busy.
To: Pikamax
They released them on purpose? That was stupid. Raccoons are remarkably adaptable and smart. This was inevitable.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:29:52 AM PST
by
prion
To: Pikamax
Where did Goering introduce them from? I just assumed they were all over Europe,the same as they are here.
Smart little buggers,though,the way they get into the rubbish.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:31:12 AM PST
by
Mears
To: CasearianDaoist
Ehem.... do you really need to use the word "Kraut"? It's 2004, not 1944.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:31:18 AM PST
by
Bismarck
To: Pikamax; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; hellinahandcart; Poohbah; Fraulein; Happygal
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:32:15 AM PST
by
dighton
To: Pikamax
I wonder if Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies has a good recipe for Raccoon.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:33:02 AM PST
by
colorado tanker
("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots")
To: Pikamax
Train 'em. Make the little opposable thumb buggers earn their keep.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:33:32 AM PST
by
Khurkris
(Ranger On...I must be going...Urgent business to the South!)
To: Pikamax
They wouldn't have coon problems if they let their people have guns.
By the way, if they don't like the coons, we can send them some bars. Got a passel of them around herabouts too!!
Good thing they didn't have any back in 1900. Sgt. York started out ashootin 'em afore he graduated to Germans. They might have learned how to shoot back!!
10
posted on
03/09/2004 9:34:26 AM PST
by
ZULU
(God Bless Senator Joe McCarthy!!!)
To: dighton
Surf & Turf 2004!
11
posted on
03/09/2004 9:34:50 AM PST
by
Khurkris
(Ranger On...I must be going...Urgent business to the South!)
To: Bismarck; CasearianDaoist
Ehem.... do you really need to use the word "Kraut"? It's 2004, not 1944.
I have German ancestry, and I don't mind "Kraut" in the least.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:35:07 AM PST
by
Sabertooth
(Malcontent for Bush - 2004!)
To: Pikamax
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:35:07 AM PST
by
Slicksadick
(Go out on a limb.....................It's where the fruit is.)
To: Sabertooth
Many people do...
Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts.
14
posted on
03/09/2004 9:38:46 AM PST
by
Bismarck
To: Bismarck
Ehem.... do you really need to use the word "Kraut"? It's 2004, not 1944. Are you sure about that? (I am part German BTW.)
To: prion
Not as dumb as releasing Japanese Beetles or Starlings and English Sparrows over here.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:40:04 AM PST
by
ZULU
(God Bless Senator Joe McCarthy!!!)
To: CasearianDaoist
(I am part German BTW.)
WHICH part???
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:41:36 AM PST
by
ZULU
(God Bless Senator Joe McCarthy!!!)
To: Bismarck
Today is closer to 1937.
The Mistress of History is about to bitch slap this fascist (aka criminally corrupt socialist) controlled utopian world back to its senses.
Oily Jihadies are but the Meccanized Waffen SS of the 21st Century on the hunt for die Juden and the other infedels. France is already administered by Saddamn bought Vichy Frenchmen temporarily occupying Paris, the capital of Eurabia.
18
posted on
03/09/2004 9:42:22 AM PST
by
SevenDaysInMay
(Federal judges and justices serve for periods of good behavior, not life. Article III sec. 1)
To: ZULU
My sense of humor.
To: SevenDaysInMay
I have seldom read so much nonsense... comparing current Germany to the Third Reich only shows your shameless ignorance. For good or bad, most Germans of nowadays are harmless peaceniks and self-righteous liberals.
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posted on
03/09/2004 9:46:16 AM PST
by
Bismarck
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