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"Just A Viet Vet"
Just a Gigolo by Lou Bega (circa 1931)
Parody by LonePalm

I'm just a Viet Vet, you aint’ seen nothing yet,
Lib’rals love the stuff I’m spewin'.
Eating French cuisine, beatin’ Howard Dean,
Ooohh what he’s sayin'.

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me.

Chorus:
I ain't got no money, somebody pays for me,
No money, somebody pays for me.
I'm so tall and homely, tall and homely, tall and homely
Won't some rich mama come and take a chance with me?
Cause I can be had.

I 'm just a Viet Vet, and getting more in debt,
Wifey loves the part I'm playin'.
Combing my dyed locks, using my Botox (my Botox),
Ooohh what they're sayin'.

Come election day
(Come election day),
voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet (just a Viet Vet),
Bush goes on to spite me
(what you say'in').

CHORUS

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me. (what?)
(Bush goes on to spite me)

CHORUS

Good work, LonePalm...MUD

Dubyuh's "Gonna Win California!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")

Spend my days justa FReepin' fer Right,
Smoked my stuff an' drank...all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'ta California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers, they don't care!!

LeftWing dazzles but RATS' Soul is Maimed!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATS wonder how Left's "Heroes" could ever follow "Willaaaay!!"
RATS' Elites an' their minions start to tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...WATCH OUT!!

We FReep 'cuz Left's Hate fer what's Good's like a Punch to MY Nose...
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, we'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...Fight RATS' Slime!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!

The HildaBeast's without her King...
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Slick's Left's Nightmare 'cuz RATS' Power's all gone...
Tryin'a find RAT-Saviors who'll never, never, never be born.
Help US Build that World Shinin' Proudly and FRee!!
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.

Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.

Wanna bet...MUD

372 posted on 12/31/2002 2:10:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

Thanks for the bump Mud!

Great Job!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)