Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Big Bad Jawn"
(To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)

(Big Jawn...Big Jawn)
Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive
A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five
Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip
But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Everybody knows where Jawn calls home
A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome
He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head
And if you thought to ever cross him, you’d end up dead - Big Jawn!!

Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash
And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash
With 50 per cent against his DemonRAT foe
Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer"
Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'...
Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast
Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.

Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell
Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well...
RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan,
And “Radical” Mike stood all alone – thanks to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

And in ’94 it was Ollie North against Robb
Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckie’s my BackRubBud!"
And Medyuh Whore’d scrambled from Left's would-be grave
To do their duty, Chuckie’sCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.

With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down
And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found
As the dust finally settled from that awful fight
Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s***
The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it
And in Two Thousand and Two there’s one plan
And that’s to insure no one run against this awful man – Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)

Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!

RETIRE THE RINO, Gentleman Jawn Wahnah!!

FReegards...MUD

[international american]

Shut Down Shut Down, buddy gonna shut you down


Shut Down:)

[international american]

Y'all cain't bomb a partner:)

[international american]

ROTFLMAO!!

[international american]

Wouldn't it be nice to be a liberal
just so I can wallow in the mire

Wouldn't it be nice to be a Marxist
In the type of hype in which we live

[Mudboy Slim]

As you can probably tell, there are a growing number of Virginia conservatives who are embarrassed as heck that we've got a RINO like Gentleman Jawn Wahnah as our Senator!! He got by us in '02, but we're gonna do everything in our power to see that THIS IS HIS LAST TERM!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank ya kindly, my good FRiend...whatta long, strange trip it's been...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I swear it'd take the likes of George Orwell to find the right term. ...to adequately describe this level of chutzpah."

Heh heh heh...MUD

BTW...leave the wallet at home on Tuesday, Sultan...I am buyin fer YOU!!

BTW2...how 'bout the Skins?!! We're the best team in football EVERY SPRING!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I've always wondered if all the Demons' "bimbo eruptions" were actually planned events...to take our eyes off their real sex lives."

It certainly worked out well fer Slick Willie, as his approval ratings amongst the RATS rose with every piccadillo that was unearthed.

"Certain it is that I've never met a male lefty who wasn't a fag."

There are a good number of girley-men who like the DemonRAT Party 'cuz there are so few real men in it. Clinton's a perfect example of a pasty-faced white boy who never got any chicks who became a Lib'ral dude and is seen as a sexpot within his little pond.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD kept writin' his words, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him eight years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Conspiracy Guy]

Stop the worms.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry Exploits Vets Fer Hanoi!!"

"Kerry had trouble discerning the line between legitimate dissent and collaboration with the enemy. In the summer of 1971, he spoke at a VVAW news conference in Washington, assailing President Nixon for not accepting an enemy propaganda initiative - a Viet Cong statement in Paris that Hanoi would guarantee the release of American prisoners of war once the last U.S. troops left Vietnam. Featuring a photo of Kerry in the July 24 Daily World, the CPUSA said Kerry "asked President Nixon to accept [a] seven-point peace proposal of Vietnamese patriots."

Kerry traveled the country that fall, trying to breathe new life into a sagging college antiwar movement. The protest spirit was coming alive, he said. "It isn't withering," he told a reporter at Fort Hays State University in Kansas. "The feeling is there. I do seriously believe there's beginning to be a turning away from the tear-it-down mentality. The movement is turning toward electoral politics again."

Covering his antiwar campaign, the National Observer reported at the time, "He wants the Vietnam Veterans [Against the War] to move quickly and strongly into grass-roots electoral politics." He sought to organize like-minded veterans to become delegates at the upcoming 1972 presidential conventions. "Though the veterans are, for the record, nonpartisan," the Observer said, "what this really means is whether the [George] McGovern Commission reforms for the Democratic Convention are implemented and enforced. Most antiwar veterans laugh at the idea of getting anything started in the Republican Convention." Yet for all his want of the spotlight, Kerry avoided public debates with other veterans. On seven occasions, by July 1971, he had refused to allow other veterans to challenge him publicly on television, even when CBS and NBC offered to host formal debates. He relented only when Dick Cavett, who had made him a national figure not long before, agreed to terms Kerry found advantageous. Even then, with Kerry holding all the advantages, Boston Globe political columnist David Nyhan observed, his "scrappy little" opponent, John O'Neill, "was all over Kerry like a terrier, keeping the star of the Foreign Relations Committee hearings ... off balance."

Very informative link...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Quit

[jla]

Hey y'all, check this out..."It's My 5th FReeper B-Day Today!!"

Wish I would've known. Could have then had MurryMom pop out of a cake just for you.

[jla]

BTW...Dubya will beat your boy with a minimum of 400 Electoral votes.
I would've liked to have been at the DNC meeting-of-the-minds when it was decided to run a Massachusetts liberal and concede every state in the South, including Florida. :^)

[Landru]

"Must be all the pot."

Pots, pots?

I don't get it, CG.

...what pots. :o)

[Landru]

"BTW2...how 'bout the Skins?!! We're the best team in football EVERY SPRING!!"

Whoaaaaa, what's this?

Ahhhh I guess it's time, eh?

...the betting window *is* now opennnn! :o)

[P8riot]

New tractor huh?

I got a 30HP 4X4 New Holland with a Front End Loader last fall. Of course I've got almost eight acres to mow.

[P8riot]

Oh yeah. Mine's got a cup holder too.

[Landru]

"New tractor huh?"

Yea, a Garden Tractor, not a Michigan Front End Loader!

"I got a 30HP 4X4 New Holland with a Front End Loader last fall."

Wow.
A 30HP 4x4, eh?
That's formidable.
Bet I get better mileage than you. :o)

"Of course I've got almost eight acres to mow."

It hurts me to even think about having to do 8 acres, for crying out loud.
What'd you use before the New Holland?
Must've taken all day with anything less, I'd think.

"Oh yeah. Mine's got a cup holder too."

I'll bet, & a "Captain Kirk" chair to boot.
Wouldn't surprise me to hear it's got a "Sleeper," too. {g}

...that's an expensive piece of machinery ya got there.