"Comrade Kerry, I have to give you credit for having the forethought of tossing someone else's medals into the White House lawn, thereby keep yours in pristine condition. That has got to be one of the most pre-meditated, devious acts ever I've heard of. You do Hillary and Ted Kennedy proud!"
How about Ted Kennedy's characterization of Kerry's 3-day shore leave from his frigate to Danang as a "tour of duty" in Vietnam?
How about Kerry's obsession with getting on a SWIFT boat because it reminded him of PT-109?
How about applying for reassignment to the States, one week after his third paper cut of a shrapnel wound?
Everything in this guy's lfe has been premeditated and devious.