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I remeber the car commercial that had an action adventure doll cruise over to the barbie doll house and pick her up with preppie boy Ken was left watching her drive off with a real man....

Hillarious.....

1 posted on 02/12/2004 10:55:31 AM PST by misterrob
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2 posted on 02/12/2004 11:04:57 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
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"They'll be faced with the task of divvying up the hundreds of possessions they've amassed over the years, such as the Barbie Bubble Bath, the Barbie Camper, the Barbie Townhouse and the Barbie Sun N Sand 4x4 vehicle."

Sounds like the JohnKerry/Theresa Heinz marriage,everything is in her name.


3 posted on 02/12/2004 11:06:34 AM PST by Redcoat LI ("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
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Looks like Ken's got some baaaaad botox going on there.........especially below the waist!!!
4 posted on 02/12/2004 11:06:53 AM PST by soozla (BUSH/CHENEY 2004**Send John "Effin'" Kerry back to Easter Island!!!!!)
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Doing bad things to a Ken doll has been a running joke among me and some girlfriends for about 10 years.

He showed up in a tiny stitched gold-lame' thong at the wedding shower of one of them, as "the stripper".
He appeared floating on a raft in the punch bowl of the baby shower of another one.

And when one got married we went looking for a tux for him to attend the wedding in. We couldn't find one, but did find a wedding gown that (sort of) fit. So Ken went to the wedding in drag, earrings, shoes, veil, and all. We had to leave the dress open in the back, though.

He had a place of honor seated in the foliage on the mantle behind the bride and groom, and ended up in most of the pictures. He also made an appearance on the dance floor that night...

LQ
5 posted on 02/12/2004 11:17:33 AM PST by LizardQueen
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...does Bwarny Fwrank...collect male dolls?...it is New England, after all? :)
6 posted on 02/12/2004 11:38:45 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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...does Bwarny Fwrank...collect male dolls?...it is New England, after all? :)
7 posted on 02/12/2004 11:39:51 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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I understand Skipper blames her sister in all this.
8 posted on 02/12/2004 12:20:10 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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*** BREAKING ***

"Ken" seen on military base with G.I. Joe.
Conversation overheard between the two...
Don't ask, don't tell, don't even say "nice uniform, sir."

Developing.....

9 posted on 02/12/2004 12:21:15 PM PST by RonPaulLives
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Tragically, Barbie walked in on Ken and his friend Steve in their Townhouse last week and realized......the two had lied about their fishing trips for the last 43 years..... :o
11 posted on 02/12/2004 12:22:31 PM PST by BossLady ("Don't get even....get everything...." Ivana Trump)
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I'll believe this when I see Barbie kissing Madonna
12 posted on 02/12/2004 12:24:21 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To tell the truth, Ken didn't like Barbie's new makeover:


13 posted on 02/12/2004 1:02:35 PM PST by 4mycountry (If new people are newbies.... does that make me an oldbie?)
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Is Barbie going to go lesbian now? Will we see her hook up with Skipper or Midge?
16 posted on 02/12/2004 2:54:06 PM PST by NYCVirago
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Another Cultural Suicide ping!!

"Nobody told me there'd be days like these."

19 posted on 02/18/2004 2:36:32 PM PST by Scenic Sounds (Sí, estamos libres sonreír otra vez - ahora y siempre.)
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