DFU SONG: It's a Small World (for Kerry, the U.N. should rule the world)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://webhome.idirect.com/~stardust/midi-selections.html

MIDI - SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

It is true I'm an internationalist...I know that might make some folks really p*ssed
I have one thing to say...you're so through, USA...the U.N. should rule the world

It's the U.N. after all...it's the U.N. after all...it's the U.N. after all
It should be their world

I became like Benedict Arnold, sure...my wife's loaded, that's why I married her
I served in Vietnam, then dropped my big stink bomb...the U.N. should rule the world

There's a heroine, Fonda is her name...trashing our brave men, well, I did the same
Hey, Drudge, here is a scoop...I'll turn over our troops...the U.N. should rule the world

It's the U.N. after all...it's the U.N. after all...it's the U.N. after all
It should be their world

I don't give a damn about sovereignty...make me president, you will quickly see
I have one thing to say...you're so through, USA...the U.N. should rule the world

[doug from upland]

Ping. I am fighting mad at the RAT b*st*rds. This is the 4th Kerry song of the day, a personal record.

[dutchess]

Hi Doug... Sorry I haven't been around much...have been very busy with work, family and being a regular part of the FINEST thread. Love your songs...keep them coming...the next 9 months are going to be a bumpy road... oh wait...the last 8 years have been...LOL... Hope Mrs. D. and kids are doing well.... KEEP ME PINGED! You're parodies are still the best!

[doug from upland]

Thanks. Everyone is doing well. Today was busy -- 4 Kerry songs. It is going to be a brutal campaign against the forces of darkness known as the RAT Party.

[dutchess]

"It is going to be a brutal campaign against the forces of darkness known as the RAT Party."

Yes it is. So good to personally connect with you. You were kind of my first and favorite here (don't tell Mrs. D. and I won't tell Mr. D. hehehe...) Anyway...appreciate all you do here. Keep up the good work!

[doug from upland]

Give mom and dad a big hi for me. Are they voting for Dubya?

[PhiKapMom]

And they have all been great!

Cannot believe Kerry -- he makes me want to work even harder to see Pres Bush win and Kerry defeated.

Then on Hannity's show today on the radio, he said he was having on Morris who was saying that Hillary will run for the VP with Kerry. I turned him off -- cannot stand Morris right now!

Can you imagine? I am already mad!

[dutchess]

"Are they voting for Bush"???

Hate to say...I might be starting over with them...Mom is getting her mind mushed with all her retired teacher union stuff (Bush is slashing education etc.)....my dad...bless his heart...is in early stages of Alzheimers...think I can plant his vote. When it all comes down I think they'll go for GW... Mom watched some of the debates and decided we just NEEDED A CHANGE and wanted to be open minded... She loved Edwards (cause he's so cute!!!!) YIKES!

[doug from upland]

Yes, I am also very angry at what is happening. Dubya is taking shot after shot and his team is responding like wimps. They should be challenging these reporters at the news conferences to investigate the fake testimony of Kerry's pals before Congress when they slandered our soldiers.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

You're the Master!!
Don't tire yourself out, Doug...
We need you for the long haul!
Ms.B