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DFU SONG: Help Me Rhonda (Kerry sings -- help me Jane Fonda)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 2-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 02/11/2004 9:19:29 AM PST by doug from upland
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/4253/memory.html
MIDI - HELP ME RHONDA
I fought but then decided that my country had been wrong
I would diss fellow soldiers... well you know it didn't take me long
Jane Fonda, you caught my eye...we're the reason that more soldiers died
You gotta help me, Fonda, help me take the White House away
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, yeah, take the White House away
I took someone else's medals and I treated them like trash
I knew what I had to do so I married an old woman with cash
Jane Fonda, you caught my eye...we are the reason that more soldiers died
You gotta help me, Fonda, help me take the White House away
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, yeah, take the White House away
(musical break)
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda...Hanoi Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, traitor Jane Fonda
Help me, Fonda, yeah, take the White House away
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: antiwar; fonda; hanoijane; kerry; soldiersdied
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Ping. If anyone else wants to be on the song list during this political season, let me know. The RATS are providing so much good material.
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:20:58 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
bttt
3
posted on
02/11/2004 9:21:42 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
For your enjoyment.
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:22:57 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Excellent! What makes the song perfect is that it's from the sixties and Kerry is desperately trying to thrust us back into the sixties.
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:24:41 AM PST
by
EggsAckley
(..................**AMEND** the Fourteenth Amendment......(There, is THAT better?).................)
To: doug from upland
LOL LOL!!!
Awesome....
You made my day!
Ms.B
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:25:32 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Re-elect G.W.Bush)
To: doug from upland
Great
LOL
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:27:00 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(I may grow old but I will never grow up:) 64 going on 19)
To: doug from upland
Very cute ... now when will Katie Couric, Tim Russert or any of the other liberal media ask Hanoi John Kerry the truly important and serious issues of whether that is indeed him alongside Traitor Jane and the truly slanderous charges they made of likening the US to Ghengis Kahn and the dangerous lies they told about our soldiers slicing off the ears and heads of young children.
Now you need to consider an appropriate tune for Hanoi John's dedication and servitude to another marxist dictatorship in Managua & how he helped to prop up the murderous dictator Daniel Ortega during the 80's and totally turned a blind eye while the Soviet Union tried to dredge the port and establish a nuclear submarine base on the western coast of the US hemisphere at the height of the cold war, no less.
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:27:44 AM PST
by
Steven W.
To: doug from upland
Thank you DFU!
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:28:45 AM PST
by
marty60
To: All
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:30:52 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Maybe if Kerry had been about 4 years older and taken ROTC at the U. of I. About 2 years before Kennedy became President, he would have seen things differently. My 2 years of ROTC woke me up to the Communist Menace. And I mean I was persecuted from about 1963-65 at a Conservative Vet School (I thought). But I'll never regret and still don't today for standing up for what I believe in. This is the greatest country on earth, and I'll repeat what I said to the soldiers in a letter a year ago. You will be remembered for eternity for what you have done for this country.
To: Steven W.
Shortly after taking office in 1985, Kerry and Senator Tom Harkin of Iowa went on a fact-finding trip to Nicaragua, where they met with Daniel Ortega (right) and other Sandinistas. The trip was criticized when the Sandinistas cemented ties with Moscow.
(Globe File Photo)
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:35:06 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: ohioWfan; mystery-ak; homemom; Mo1
Much needed chuckle ping!
Ms.B
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posted on
02/11/2004 9:38:10 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Re-elect G.W.Bush)
To: doug from upland
bttt
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posted on
02/11/2004 12:59:01 PM PST
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: Dr. Jimmy Estes
..Conservative Vet School R u a weterinarian like me, Struhelpeter, and Endeavor?
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posted on
02/11/2004 3:09:26 PM PST
by
vetvetdoug
(between the lines is the real truth, the rest is revisionist bull.....)
To: vetvetdoug
Yes, University of Illinois Class of 1965
To: All
Help is on the way from the traitor wench --
CLICK.
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posted on
09/27/2004 12:59:31 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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