[Asclepius]

The theory collapsed, however, when a closer examination of Fritz revealed that his private parts were intact; they had just been hard to locate because of severe dehydration.

Indeed. Don't they have a patch for that now?

[presidio9]

Apparently the scientists do not know about "shrinkage." Those glaciers can be very cold.

PS> I am hughly disappointed that nobody picked up on the "Iceman" gag in my initial post. Too obscure?

[KC_Conspirator]

I think they adertised for a cure for that during the Superbowl.