Plan next year's Superbowl Half time entertainment! (Vanity)

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[Dutchgirl]

Next year's Superbowl will be held here in Jacksonville, FL. We are a very big small town, much more conservative than Houston.

Last night, representatives from Jacksonville were on hand in Houston to see what works and what doesn't in a host city.

Jacksonville's most famous musicans are "Lynyrd Skynyrd" who are mostly dead.

In the spirit of learning from someone else's ghastly mistake, please offer Freeper suggestions for the kind of entertainment that will increase enjoyment of the game.

[Dutchgirl]

For my part...I'd like to hear the National Anthem sung by a a member of the USN and see the FAMU Marching 100 at halftime.

[Phantom Lord]

METALLICA!

[RandallFlagg]

I second Metallica! They LOVE the troops!

[GOPJ]

Can you stop the NFL and CBS from pushing porn on our children? Liberals have many, many channels to push soft core porn on - and still, they had to push it on a family football game. The question is "why"?

Here's my theory: hollywood mtv types are so emotionally and sexually dead inside that only the most outrageous can turn them on. They do the extreme because they've lost the ability to feel - and shocking acts become their inadequate substitute.

Hollywood liberal MTV types express hatred for citizens who can love and feel love. Real love doesn't work for them - no, their sex jokes are about whips. They're dead inside. And they hate us for it.

[newgeezer]

Marching bands, flag corps, baton twirlers, etc.

[Izzy Dunne]

Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem would do it for me...

[Always Right]

Beyounce's nipples!

[Akira]

They could invite Tool and still end up with less breast hardware than last night.

[Caipirabob]

Burn Hillary in effigy?

[camle]

Three Dog Night, Blood Sweat & Tears, Beach Boys. America

[martin_fierro]

BRING ON THE ORCHESTRA!

[Grumpy Bear]

Even the "mostly dead" Skynyrd would be far better than that crap that was on last night.

[rootntootn]

How about an entertaining discourse on the content of the Constitution of the United States of America.

It is obvious that damn few Americans generally, and supreme court justices specifically, know much about it.

Just think, there is a constitutional right for one man to sodomize another, but no right for an innocent child to pray in school. There is a constitutional right for a woman to murder her child up to the last minute prior to birth (and sometimes after), but no right for a parent to know their 12 year old daughter is having an abortion.

Just think...

[dirtboy]

I think they should have the exact same lineup for next year's Super Bowl halftime show, and only one change needs to be made to the event - allow viewers to vote over the internet as to whether a painful jolt of electricity is delivered to any particular performer after they're done.

[Phantom Lord]

And the Troops love them! I still love the picture of a blackhawk helicopter in Afghanistan with Scary Guy painted on it with the words Creeping Death above him.

[2banana]

Fast rope of a fully equipped and properly looking ranger squad onto the 50 yard line

Set up an ambush - simulate destroying an Iraqi bad guy patrol with simunitions, smoke, simulated grenades/claymores.

Conduct search. Bag and tag EPWs.

Exfil same on Chinook - landing on top of a pre-set up building or by extraction rope (FRIES/SPIES).

Conduct a quick AAR on TV at the next break.

[judgeandjury]

Country western music (and I'm not even a country western music fan). There would be less chance that we'd see a woman exposing her breasts or a guy grabbing his weenie while they're singing.

[anniegetyourgun]

What ever happened to the punt, pass and kick contest with little kids?

[Charles Henrickson]

Jacksonville? Oh-oh.

And please don't have any Janets from Florida exposing themselves.

[OXENinFLA]

Bump to that!

We have so much Military here it be nice to give them the spotlight.