DFU SONG: On Top of Old Smokey (Superbowl - the top of Ms. Jackson)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY

The top of Ms. Jackson came down at the half
The CBS big wigs all had a big laugh
It was quite a moment up there on the stage
But those who have children...expressed their outrage

The MTV culture is taking its toll
Destruction of values...that has been their goal
It could be more shocking...it seems so to me
What if it were Streisand or dear Hillary?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Great job, Doug! And so fast!! Janet Jackson's jelly-filled jug just jiggled, and the song is already done.

[1066AD]

just jiggled, and the song is already done
Ah, but what did he know and when did he know it LOL
Pics on Drudge as well as claims it was accidental, looked like a cotter pin & hubcap,why would you wear that stuff if you weren't going to flash it ?

[Saundra Duffy]

Love it!!!

[DB]

A cotter pin & hubcap on a flat tire...

[BenLurkin]

[ZOOKER]

Glad you are here to find the appropriate rhyme. I tried but I got stuck:

The top of Ms. Jackson
Came down in the front
And she was exposed as
An old has-been ____

See what I mean? What rhymes with front?

[doug from upland]

Since it was a football game, the word you are looking for is of course ---- punt.

[DMZFrank]

I used to think how silly all those people were who said Elvis shaking his hips on Ed Sullivan would eventually lead us here. I guess they were right after all.