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Jay Leno on Howard Dean
The Federalist ^
| 02/20/04
| Jay Leno
Posted on 01/21/2004 10:49:06 AM PST by Tank-FL
Jay Leno.... Good news for Howard Dean’s wife; it looks like she’s going to get the privacy she wanted. .... Did you see that speech Howard Dean gave last night? I heard that the cows in Iowa are now afraid of getting mad dean disease. I’m not an expert in politics, but i think it’s a bad sign when your speech ends with your aides shooting you with a tranquilizer gun. .... I tell you something fascinating -- John Kerry’s victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale who lives in the White House facing off against the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he may have to face the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts. It’s a whole different game. .... John Kerry said in his speech last night that this is the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree, hey, it might take 5 years, but it will be the end of the Bush administration. .... Of course the big surprise -- John Edwards came in second. Edwards was quite eloquent. He said, "We have two Americans, one for the rich, one for the poor. Two countries with two tax systems, two school systems and two medical systems." Today President Bush said, "Why don’t you become president of the crappy one?" .... Dick Gephardt dropped out of the presidential race today. He said apparently the country isn’t ready for a really, really white president. .... Senator Joe Lieberman skipped Iowa and is devoting all his energies on losing in New Hampshire. .... How about Dennis Kucinich? He finished behind Martha Stewart.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: 2004; dean; leno; sotu
I heard that the cows in Iowa are now afraid of getting mad dean disease. ROTFLMAO
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posted on
01/21/2004 10:49:06 AM PST
by
Tank-FL
To: Tank-FL
Missed Leno. Thanks for the transcript. I just printed it out for my wife.
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posted on
01/21/2004 10:50:58 AM PST
by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: Tank-FL
Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale who lives in the White House facing off against the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he may have to face the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts. It’s a whole different game. Classic. :)
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posted on
01/21/2004 10:51:38 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.)
To: Tank-FL
Hilarious!
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posted on
01/21/2004 10:52:15 AM PST
by
Aliska
To: Tank-FL
After watching the post-caucus speeches, I'm personally convinced that Dean and Kerry got their prescriptions switched. Dean ended up taking Kerry's No-Doze, and Kerry would have ended up taking Dean's Sominex, but his wife beat him to it.
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posted on
01/21/2004 10:53:08 AM PST
by
Elliott Jackalope
(We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!)
To: Tank-FL
Edwards was quite eloquent. He said, "We have two Americans, one for the rich, one for the poor. Two countries with two tax systems, two school systems and two medical systems." Today President Bush said, "Why don’t you become president of the crappy one?"That one's going to get me in trouble for laughing when I'm supposed to be working.
Shalom.
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posted on
01/21/2004 10:55:08 AM PST
by
ArGee
("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people." - George W. Bush)
To: Tank-FL
This whole thing is hilarious.
Speaking of hilarious, Dennis Miller's show should be starting soon. I would love to see his take on Mad How's performance the other night.
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posted on
01/21/2004 10:57:03 AM PST
by
alnick
(The American people would rather reach for the stars than reach for excuses why we shouldn't.)
To: alnick
Speaking of hilarious, Dennis Miller's show should be starting soon. I would love to see his take on Mad How's performance the other night.For those who don't know, Dennis Miller's new show is Sunday-Thursday at 6PM and 9PM Pacific Time, on CNBC beginning 1/26/04.
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posted on
01/21/2004 11:02:51 AM PST
by
SunStar
(Democrats piss me off!)
To: Tank-FL
Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale who lives in the White House facing off against the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he may have to face the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts. It’s a whole different game. ....LOL!
But Dean's for the ordinary guy, remember?
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posted on
01/21/2004 11:06:53 AM PST
by
eyespysomething
(Another American optimist!)
To: Tank-FL
I've studied Will Rogers humor for years. It was great stuff.
Leno has come the closest to the Will Rogers style of humor that I've seen.
I like it.
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posted on
01/21/2004 11:07:34 AM PST
by
narby
(The Greens, like the Nazis before them, are inordinate, i.e., there is no limit to their demands.)
To: Tank-FL
Jonah Goldberg has dubbed it "Mad How Disease".
To: Tank-FL
it might take 5 years, but it will be the end of the Bush administration I wonder if Jeb is up for the Big Show...
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posted on
01/21/2004 11:21:52 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Tank-FL
"Dick Gephardt dropped out of the presidential race today. He said apparently the country isn’t ready for a really, really white president....."
LOL, I like this one!
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posted on
01/21/2004 11:53:07 AM PST
by
jocon307
( The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
To: Tank-FL
All around, last night was one of the funniest Leno monologues of all time.
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posted on
01/21/2004 12:29:47 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Leave Pat, Leave!)
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