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The Squirrel Grenade (EXTREMELY funny article)
pvpforums.com ^ | Jan 18, 2004 | by T-Duck

Posted on 01/18/2004 4:03:57 PM PST by Lazamataz

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This is funnier than David Barry's stuff.

And that's saying something.

1 posted on 01/18/2004 4:03:57 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: cjshapi; Xenalyte; txflake; honeygrl; Tooters
Paging Laz's Angels. This is the singularly funniest thing I have read in months.

Do not drink liquids while reading this. You have been warned.

2 posted on 01/18/2004 4:05:10 PM PST by Lazamataz (New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
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To: Travis McGee; Squantos; harpseal; Southack; RightOnline
DO NOT DRINK LIQUIDS WHILE READING THIS ARTICLE. You will lose a keyboard. You have been warned.
3 posted on 01/18/2004 4:06:30 PM PST by Lazamataz (New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
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To: Lazamataz
That happens to me at least once a week. Good thing it's winter, and the scoots (mostly) stay garaged.

My rule of thumb, vis-a-vis road critters vs. motorcycles, is simple: "If you couldn't eat it in one sitting, don't hit it."

So squirrels are fair game.

4 posted on 01/18/2004 4:08:26 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Dick Gephardt. Before he dicks you.)
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To: martin_fierro
ping the Hooligans...
5 posted on 01/18/2004 4:10:22 PM PST by in the Arena (1st Lt. James W. Herrick, Jr., - MIA - Laos - 27 October 69 "Fire Fly 33")
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To: Lazamataz
Outstanding Laz. It's been a long time since I've ridden a bike, but this one had me laughing so hard my eyes were watering
6 posted on 01/18/2004 4:10:59 PM PST by Vermonter
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To: Overtaxed
Have you seen this?
7 posted on 01/18/2004 4:11:09 PM PST by JenB
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To: Hank Rearden
That happens to me at least once a week.

Including the bonzai-screaming leaping attack over windshields?

You got some pissed off squirrels out your way.

8 posted on 01/18/2004 4:14:25 PM PST by Lazamataz (New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
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To: Lazamataz
You got some pissed off squirrels out your way.

Yeah. But they're pissed mostly 'cause I keep aiming for them.

9 posted on 01/18/2004 4:16:08 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Dick Gephardt. Before he dicks you.)
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To: Vermonter
Outstanding Laz. It's been a long time since I've ridden a bike, but this one had me laughing so hard my eyes were watering.

I wuz dyin'. The running narrative really slays ya.

11 posted on 01/18/2004 4:16:37 PM PST by Lazamataz (New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
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To: Lazamataz
I laughed until I cried and I am very thankful that I wasn't trying to eat or drink.

Mother Nature is out to kill you. I am convinced of that.

Thanks for the laugh Laz!

12 posted on 01/18/2004 4:17:10 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Have Cheese Puffs, will travel.)
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To: hole_n_one
LOL. Yeah, that must be the guy.
13 posted on 01/18/2004 4:17:41 PM PST by Lazamataz (New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
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To: Sir Gawain; Chad Fairbanks; Conspiracy Guy
DO NOT drink liquids while reading this. You may choke and you certainly will lose the keyboard.
14 posted on 01/18/2004 4:20:42 PM PST by Lazamataz (New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.)
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To: Lazamataz
They need a warning at the top of the article.. Poor laptop has been getting a lot of abuse recently.
15 posted on 01/18/2004 4:23:13 PM PST by kingu (Remember: Politicians and members of the press are going to read what you write today.)
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To: JenB
I have now!

Sorry little buggers.
16 posted on 01/18/2004 4:23:55 PM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Lazamataz
Hey - that cool pic is gone! Bluenosed moderator overreacting again.
17 posted on 01/18/2004 4:24:50 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Dick Gephardt. Before he dicks you.)
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To: Lazamataz
They've run amok!
18 posted on 01/18/2004 4:28:07 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one
Funny
19 posted on 01/18/2004 4:29:15 PM PST by mel
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To: Lazamataz
Sorry to bring up an unpleasant possibility.

One reason for aggressive animal behavior is rabies.
20 posted on 01/18/2004 4:29:52 PM PST by Restorer
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