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Coulter: The Democrats' Idea of a General
World Net Daily ^ | Jan. 14, 2004 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 01/14/2004 4:32:15 PM PST by Mean Daddy

Democrats are so delirious about finding a general who is a pacifist scaredy-cat that no one seems to have bothered to investigate whether Wesley Clark is sane.

On "Meet the Press" back in November, Clark described intelligence as "a sort of gray goo as you look at it. You can't see through it, exactly, and if you try to touch it, it gets real sticky and you might actually interfere with the information that you're getting back. So you have to draw inferences from it." No, wait. I'm sorry. I think that was Clark talking about Monica Lewinsky's dress, not national security intelligence.

Meanwhile, Clark recently said that the "two greatest lies that have been told in the last three years" are: "You couldn't have prevented 9-11 and there's another one that's bound to happen." If he were president, Clark says, there would be no more terrorist attacks.

The adversarial watchdog press did not ask Clark to explain how he could guarantee an end to terrorist attacks, but recited Clark's prior statements calling for better intelligence. Apparently, if we could just refine the gray goo of intelligence to a magical terrorist-prediction machine, Clark could put an end to this terrorism nonsense once and for all.

Yes, I suppose if our intelligence agencies knew who the terrorists were and when they were going to strike, we could stop them. And if we knew who all the raving lunatics were, we could prevent these infernal Democratic presidential primary debates. Which reminds me, I think I know how we can win the lottery every week, too.

Liberals scoff at a system to shoot down incoming missiles, but believe that all random suicide bombers can be located and stopped before they strike. Hitting a bullet with a bullet just isn't feasible, so let's concentrate on something doable like predicting the future.

Democrats are utterly unfazed by the fact that Clark is crazier than a March hare. They are so happy to have a pacifist in uniform, they ignore his Norman Bates moments. When this peacenik criticizes the war in Iraq, he can puff up his puny chest and cite his own glorious experience with blood, sweat and tears in the Balkans.

Asked on "Meet the Press" what advice he would give Bush, Clark said: "I'd say, 'Mr. President, the first thing you've got to do is you've got to surrender' – stop right there and the Kucinich crowd is yours – 'exclusive U.S. control over this mission. ... Build an international organization like we did in the Balkans.'" Because, as everyone knows, Wesley Clark "built" NATO. This guy sounds more like Al Gore every day.

Asked what countries he proposed to bring into Iraq that weren't there already, Clark said, "I think you ask NATO ... just as I did in Kosovo, because this brings NATO into the problem." NATO is the logical choice for this job because of Iraq's extremely close proximity to the North Atlantic.

Evidently, Clark is sublimely confident that no one remembers anything about his misadventures in the Balkans.

Yugoslavia posed absolutely no threat to the United States – not imminent, not latent, not burgeoning, not now, not then, not ever. (Unless you count all the U.S. highway deaths caused by Yugos.) The president of Yugoslavia, Slobodan Milosevic, never tried to assassinate a U.S. president. He never shook his fist at the Great Satan. He didn't shelter and fund Muslim terrorists – though the people we were fighting for did.

In humanitarian terms, Milosevic didn't hold a candle to Saddam Hussein. Milosevic killed a few thousand Albanians in a ground war. Hussein killed well over a million Iranians, Kurds, Kuwaitis and Shias, among others. Milosevic had no rape rooms, no torture rooms, no Odai or Qusai. He didn't even use a wood chipper to dispose of his enemies, the piker.

And yet NATO, led by Gen. Wesley Clark, staged a pre-emptive attack on Yugoslavia.

Under Clark's command, the U.S. bombed the Chinese Embassy by mistake, killing three Chinese journalists. Other NATO air strikes under Clark mistakenly damaged the Swiss, Spanish, Swedish, Norwegian and Hungarian ambassadors' residences. Despite the absence of ground troops, Yugoslavia took three American POWs, whose release was eventually brokered by Jesse Jackson. America was standing tall.

Clark's forces bombed a civilian convoy by mistake, killing more than 70 ethnic Albanians, and then Clark openly lied about it to the press. First he denied NATO had done it, and when forced to retract that, Clark pinned the blame on an innocent U.S. pilot. As New York Newsday reported on April 18, 1999: "American officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the staff of Army Gen. Wesley Clark, the NATO commander, pointed to an innocent F-16 Falcon pilot who was castigated by the media for blasting a refugee convoy." Eventually, even a model of probity like Bill Clinton was shocked by Clark's mendacity and fired him.

At the end of major combat operations led by NATO Supreme Allied Commander Gen. Wesley Clark, arch-villain Slobodan Milosevic was still in power. (At least Clark won't have to worry about any embarrassing "mission accomplished" photo-ops coming back to haunt him.) Today, almost a decade and $15 billion later, U.S. troops are still bogged down in the Balkans. No quagmire there!

That's the Democrats' idea of a general.


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KEYWORDS: 2004; clark; coulter; wesleyclark; whataweasel
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Little help with mandatory pictures. Ann b*tch slaps the Dems again. I think they're starting to like it...
1 posted on 01/14/2004 4:32:16 PM PST by Mean Daddy
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To: Mean Daddy

Ann has this right..!! (highlites mine)

Clark's forces bombed a civilian convoy by mistake, killing more than 70 ethnic Albanians, and then Clark openly lied about it to the press. First he denied NATO had done it, and when forced to retract that, Clark pinned the blame on an innocent U.S. pilot. As New York Newsday reported on April 18, 1999: "American officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the staff of Army Gen. Wesley Clark, the NATO commander, pointed to an innocent F-16 Falcon pilot who was castigated by the media for blasting a refugee convoy." Eventually, even a model of probity like Bill Clinton was shocked by Clark's mendacity and fired him.


2 posted on 01/14/2004 4:40:09 PM PST by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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To: Mean Daddy
Ann sure has a way with words.
3 posted on 01/14/2004 4:40:56 PM PST by Dante3
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To: Mean Daddy
Go to Google.com, click images and type in Ann Coulter. Tons of Ann Coulter's pics. Hubba-hubba!!
4 posted on 01/14/2004 4:41:35 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (EEE)
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To: Mean Daddy
Liberals scoff at a system to shoot down incoming missiles, but believe that all random suicide bombers can be located and stopped before they strike. Hitting a bullet with a bullet just isn't feasible, so let's concentrate on something doable like predicting the future.

I idolize Ann Coulter! If I ever grow up, I wanna be like Ann! ;D

5 posted on 01/14/2004 4:42:35 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Better: http://images.google.com
6 posted on 01/14/2004 4:43:24 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick ("Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -- John Maynard Keynes)
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To: Mean Daddy; Wolverine
"Hitting a bullet with a bullet just isn't feasible, so let's concentrate on something doable like predicting the future.

Candidate Wesley Clark see time travel possible.

7 posted on 01/14/2004 4:43:54 PM PST by Joe 6-pack ("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
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To: Dante3
Ann sure has a way with words.
Yes, she has a way with words, doesn't she? /understatement
It seems to me that the Democrats leave themselves wide open if Clark is their nominee-- that being the plan of Bill and Shrillary, ofcourse.
8 posted on 01/14/2004 4:45:56 PM PST by Clara Lou
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To: Mean Daddy
This quote is a keeper:

Liberals scoff at a system to shoot down incoming missiles, but believe that all random suicide bombers can be located and stopped before they strike.

9 posted on 01/14/2004 4:47:23 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat (www.firethebcs.com, www.weneedaplayoff.com, www.firemackbrown.com)
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To: Mean Daddy
Anne is dead on, as usual.
10 posted on 01/14/2004 4:48:24 PM PST by MonroeDNA (Soros is the enemy.)
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To: Mean Daddy
Ann... You are sooo good...lol
11 posted on 01/14/2004 4:50:24 PM PST by Bob Eimiller (Kennedy..Kerry..Leahy...Pelosi..Kucinich.."Catholics" who Promote Partial Birth Abortion.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
That one doesn't work - try this: http://images.google.com/images?q=Ann+Coulter&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search
12 posted on 01/14/2004 4:52:16 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (The only good news for Democrats is they could save $$ by switching to Geico.)
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To: Wolverine
Yeah, but Hackworth is smitten by wesley. Must be the Ralph Lauren perfume....
13 posted on 01/14/2004 4:58:33 PM PST by pissant
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To: Mean Daddy
When the press cameras finally focused on Dr. Demento....er.... Dean.... it suddenly became apparent to those voters in Iowa who were still uncommitted that the medicine man is not ready for presidential prime time. After Iowa, when the attention turns to herr General, his Dr. Strangelove nature will be be on display for all the world. His numbers will sink faster than Teddy Kennedy's car after he drove off the bridge with Mary Jo.</p>
14 posted on 01/14/2004 4:59:08 PM PST by Cautor
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To: Dante3
Ann sure has a way with the truth. Something that never ever enters into the minds of the America hating left.
15 posted on 01/14/2004 5:00:34 PM PST by OldFriend (Always understand, even if you remain among the few)
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To: Cautor
Excellent predictions. I hope your crystal ball is correct about Drs. Demento and Strangelove.
16 posted on 01/14/2004 5:06:47 PM PST by PoisedWoman (My other tagline is in the shop.)
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To: Mean Daddy
Happiness is reading an Ann Coulter column on Free Republic. Great post as usual.
17 posted on 01/14/2004 5:08:54 PM PST by Uncle Hal
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To: Mean Daddy


Great post. Thanks!
18 posted on 01/14/2004 5:14:16 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Mean Daddy

19 posted on 01/14/2004 5:19:00 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Clara Lou; OldFriend
Exactly.
20 posted on 01/14/2004 5:28:28 PM PST by Dante3
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