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A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....01-14-04....FReepercise 2004
dansangel

Posted on 01/14/2004 1:32:09 AM PST by dansangel



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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~ Billie, dansangel, dutchess, Mama_Bear, Aquamarine, deadhead ~





The holidays are over and we've all eaten *way* more than we want to admit to or even face up to. The promise was made on New Year's Eve (c'mon, 'fess up to it) to shed any and *all* excess poundage.

I can empathize that you need all the help that you can get. So, being the concerned FReeper FRiend that I am, I have decided to rerun a thread I brought to you last summer:


by dansangel




Admit it - Free Republic is *so* addictive, you just don't get anywhere near the recommended daily amount of exercise. Add to that the holiday season that just passed, and can you say, "Double-whammy?" You're in good company, so don't feel ashamed. By following the scientifically developed exercise regimen designed specifically for FReepers and presented below, you will be guaranteed to "shed those unwanted pounds, tone up flab and add *years* to your life, or your money back!"

So, what are you waiting for? Let's get started!




First, it is *imperative* that you have the proper area in which to perform your exercise program. Study the above chart carefully and conform your workspace to the specs given before starting the FReepercise program.






Next, it is always recommended that you start out slowly and work your way up to the more difficult exercises. With this in mind, the above illustrated exercise is perfect to start. Take your hands and s-t-r-e-t-c-h them as far as they will go over the width of the keyboard. Now, relax. S-t-r-e-t-c-h and relax. Repeat for a total of 10 times. Rest for five minutes and go on to the next set.






OK. Next, you will need to find a soft, squishy object that fits in the palm of your hand. A cat or dog toy will do. Looking at the above example, hold the object in your hand in a similar fashion and s-q-u-e-e-z-e. Relax. Now, once again s-q-u-e-e-z-e and relax. Repeat for a total of 10 times. Rest only for four minutes this time and then it's on to the next set.






Now comes the fun. It is scientifically proven that computer games cause your heart rate to elevate along with blood pressure and respiration. Since this is a sign of exertion, it qualifies as FReepercise. Fire up your favorite program and have at it for 30 minutes. When finished, take a five minute breather. Then, it's on to something a bit more rigorous.






Place both of feet firmly on the floor. As illustrated above, lean a-l-l the way over to your right, as far as you can go. Then, lean a-l-l the way over to your left, again as far as you can go. Repeat ten times. Feel the burn! This time, rest ten minutes. You'll need it.






For this one, you'll need to leave the comfort of your work space. Find a couple of two-pound weights and an object that can be used as a step. A couple of wine bottles and the kid's annoying boombox will do. Look at the picture above and do the drill. Think he looks like a dork? Just don't look in the mirror. You'll be fine. Oh, and about fifty of those will suffice.



Tired yet? Good. No pain, no gain. Repeat the above carefully planned regimen for the next 6 weeks and you, too can look like this:




Or this:






Or even this:




*Guaranteed* ~ Or, your money back. [*G*]





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United States of America.
And to the Republic for Which it Stands,
One Nation Under God, Indivisible,
With Liberty and Justice For All.

1 posted on 01/14/2004 1:32:10 AM PST by dansangel
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To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; Aquamarine; dutchess; Mama_Bear; FreeTheHostages; .45MAN; Aeronaut; Calpernia; ..


A *Chilly* (yet warm-hearted) Welcome to all our Finest FRiends! Get those exercise duds on, put on some peppy music and ***GET MOVING!***

2 posted on 01/14/2004 1:33:10 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dansangel
Super job! G'morning to ya, my friend :-)
3 posted on 01/14/2004 1:34:31 AM PST by JohnHuang2 ("GW is driving the Rat Lunatics into a deeper (QUAGMIRE OF) insanity every day," says Grampa Dave)
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To: JohnHuang2
((((((JH2)))))))

Thank you!

Uh, I don't see any *aerobic* action coming from your direction.....grab a cuppa and get moving!

:-)
4 posted on 01/14/2004 1:38:55 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dansangel
hehehe! ;-)
5 posted on 01/14/2004 1:42:05 AM PST by JohnHuang2 ("GW is driving the Rat Lunatics into a deeper (QUAGMIRE OF) insanity every day," says Grampa Dave)
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To: dansangel; All
Here We GO


6 posted on 01/14/2004 1:51:30 AM PST by .45MAN (I don't know, What I don't know)
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To: .45MAN
Uh, don't *hurt* yourself, ((((((.45MAN))))))))

Time to get ready for w-o-r-k (ugh!)

((((***smoochies***))))
7 posted on 01/14/2004 1:52:44 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dansangel
This is good!!!!!!!! [clapping]
8 posted on 01/14/2004 2:15:45 AM PST by The Raven (<===Click here for more)
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To: dansangel
Good morning Angel.


9 posted on 01/14/2004 2:31:06 AM PST by Aeronaut (In my humble opinion, the new expression for backing down from a fight should be called 'frenching')
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To: dansangel; Billie; Pippin; All
Morning all!

How are we doing?
10 posted on 01/14/2004 3:18:26 AM PST by knighthawk (Live today, there is no time to lose, because when tomorrow comes it's all just yesterday's blues)
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To: The Raven
((((((The Raven)))))))

Along with clapping, I hope you are doing your FReepercises, too!

:-)
11 posted on 01/14/2004 3:20:08 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: Aeronaut
(((((((((Aeronaut))))))))))

Hope you are staying *warm* these days!
12 posted on 01/14/2004 3:20:41 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: knighthawk
How are we doing?

Absolutely *fabulous* - LOL!!

(((((knighthawk)))))) - so good to see you again. Now, get *FReepercising*!

:-)

13 posted on 01/14/2004 3:22:04 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: dansangel
Good Morning FRiends...I have a 'new' (loaned) quilt program EQ4 and I'm getting lots of exercise with the right index finger on the mouse button. Does that count as exercise?

Coffee's on


14 posted on 01/14/2004 3:31:46 AM PST by GailA (Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts)
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To: dansangel; Billie; Mama_Bear; dutchess; Aquamarine; The Mayor; SpookBrat; LadyX; Pippin; ...
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Wednesday !


15 posted on 01/14/2004 3:33:03 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Freeper formerly known as MeeknMing)
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To: JohnHuang2
Good morning John.
16 posted on 01/14/2004 3:42:59 AM PST by Aeronaut (In my humble opinion, the new expression for backing down from a fight should be called 'frenching')
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To: MeekOneGOP; dansangel; Billie; Mama_Bear; dutchess; Aquamarine; The Mayor; SpookBrat; LadyX; ...
Good morning all.....hope you have a great day! (Watch out for meek though, he's changed his name and has impersonated a police officer on another thread!!! : )
17 posted on 01/14/2004 3:58:48 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: MeekOneGOP; nicmarlo
"MeekOneGOP"

Do I *know* you?

:-)
18 posted on 01/14/2004 4:09:37 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: nicmarlo
Hey you, ((((nicmarshmallow))))

Get FReepercising!

:-)
19 posted on 01/14/2004 4:10:17 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: GailA
I'm getting lots of exercise with the right index finger on the mouse button. Does that count as exercise?

Absolutely! The others here on this thread need to follow your wonderful example (((((Gail)))))

:-)

20 posted on 01/14/2004 4:11:46 AM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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