[Viking2002]

Yeah, not to mention all of those poor gerbils that are abused. Where the hell is PETA on this one? ROTFLMAO

[11B3]

For 'gerbil humor' you've got to check out Joe Cartoon. Here. There's lots of gerbil stuff in there.

[clee1]

One of the funniest moments of my life was right after I left the USArmy - I was working as a lab tech in a large city medical center.

In the ER, I was walking down a corridor past a curtain-walled "treatment room" when I heard a very effeminate male voice exclaim: "Don't worry about how it got there! Just get it OUT!!!!"

I swear I fell to the ER floor laughing fit-to-be-tied! The nursing supervisor had to come and lead me to the employee lounge, as I was laughing so hard the tears had obscured my vision.

I later found out that this sexual deviant had had his "lover" insert a ziplock-wrapped gerbil... well you know where. The story has a terrible ending, though. It seems that the suffocating gerbil had torn open the ziplock, as well as the "victim's" rectum.

He (the pervert) died three days later of septicemia. There is a price to be paid for deviant sexual practices.