[Lead Moderator]

"I have several questions for you"

You rang?

"I note you are identified as "LM Moderator", where LM seems to stand for "Lead Moderator". Does this not make you the "Lead Moderator Moderator"?"

It's all just a buncha bull.

"And if so, do you also manage the department of redundancy department?"

Of course I do as a matter of course.

"Additionally, I note that Lead (Pb) is not often used as a moderator, it is more often used as shielding. Beryllium (Be) is really a much more common moderator, as it readily slows neutrons and is much lighter than lead. If you are primarily shielding us from bad influences, then Lead Moderator makes sense."

I stopped making sense at the order of the Talking Heads. But I do shield the moderators.

From the orbital mind control lasers.

[ValerieUSA]

Who says we're dumb? I understood every word of that deep and enlightening post.

[FreedomPoster]

>>I stopped making sense at the order of the Talking
>>Heads. But I do shield the moderators.
>>
>>From the orbital mind control lasers.

That's an important job, and I'm glad someone as obviously well-qualified at it as you, is doing it here at Free Republic. Carry on, sir.

BTW - How did I get here?