[dep]

the proper response -- or, hell, ain't no need for a reason -- is to drop a live lawyer from a helicopter. in fact, why stop at one? seems to me the best way to celebrate all national holidays in which freedom is held in esteem is to have a lawyer drop, like the wkrp turkey drop. to the chant of "as god is my witness, i thought lawyers flew to hell!"

[big_Rob]

Let me say it..

As God as my witness, I thought lawyers could fly.

[DLfromthedesert]

I nominate Kuby.

[JohnnyZ]

the proper response -- or, hell, ain't no need for a reason -- is to drop a live lawyer from a helicopter.

If John Edwards could remember where North Carolina is I'm sure he'd volunteer. Although the helicopter might mess up his hair . . .