Oh man, this is pathetic. First, Uday and Qusay's deaths were a hoax, then the President's Thanksgiving visit to the troops was a hoax, then Saddam's capture was a hoax...oh and we have a secret enviroweapon that caused the earthquake in Bam.
The population of the planet has divided into two distinct groups: those who can think rationally and those who can't. Guess which group THIS wacko belongs in...
You forgot the gamma ray that took out Wellstones plane.