Yeah, BFD.
1. Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire
2. Companion of the Most Distinguished Order of St. Michael and St. George
He was amazed at all the initials that followed all the British names on their memos...every one of them had a series of initials behind them. One night he signed a memo, "CAPT D. Gallery, DDTM". He continued doing that for weeks.
He remarked that his British allies suddenly treated him more respectfully until one day he was cornered and asked what exactly was the DDTM.
"Dan, Dan the Toilet Man".