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To: Semper Paratus
Condition Elmo possibly ??...........Stay Safe !
3 posted on 12/29/2003 10:24:03 AM PST by Squantos (Support Mental Health !........or........ I'LL KILL YOU !!!!)
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To: Squantos
I think if we ever went to Elmo, it would not be initiated with a press briefing scheduled two hours hence...it would probably be announced in the past tense.
4 posted on 12/29/2003 10:26:06 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Squantos
Condition Elmo possibly

I've had 3 visits from the USCG in the last 5 days, they're really starting to annoy me with their CYA crap.

25 posted on 12/29/2003 10:50:58 AM PST by orlop9
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To: Squantos
Condition Elmo possibly

I work for Homeland Security... during yellow we hang the yellow teletubby outside our cubicle, and during orange we hang out an orange shower puff. If we go to red, we have the red teletubby standing by... but Elmo is a good idea. Wonder where I can find a small Elmo...?

50 posted on 12/29/2003 11:16:58 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Born in California 1958 - Fled to Washington 2002)
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To: Squantos
Condition Elmo is the standard condition around here.

How's the back? Down to 201 lbs as of yesterday. Started at 228 in Feb. and lost almost 2 months of excercise to surgery in May.

My xmas present to myself, being under 200, didn't happen because I got the darn flu last week.

I don't open the ready locker until Condition Cookie Monster by the way.
58 posted on 12/29/2003 11:21:50 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
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To: Squantos
Maybe Ridge is going to announce, "Hispanic votes be damned. We're closing the borders off ASAP. Anyone out of work who has a firearm report for training. If you don't have a firearm, go to your local pawn shop and put down some cash."
66 posted on 12/29/2003 11:25:47 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
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