Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFLMAO..."Could not find anybody named 'larissa'!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Larissa, if yer out there, you ain't the first young lassie to vehemently deny being one of jla's "Ol' Flames"!!

[FBD]

"BTW, in case you've not heard? We're going to Mars!!

...Money Trees growin' on Mars, y'know."

C'mon Landru, haven't you heard???
We're gonna use illegal aliens to man the mission!
(all ten million of 'em)
At $5.50 an hour...it should be quite a savings! {G}

Oh...and they can *stay*, for *UP* to three years, before they have to return!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

"BTW...Larissa, if yer out there, you ain't the first young lassie to vehemently deny being one of jla's "Ol' Flames"!!"

Ouchhhh!! That ones gonna leave a mark Mud! That hadta hurt!

[FBD]

FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride! "

Now that line... was a streeeetchhh.

Sheeeesh, yer gittin' soft!

[Mudboy Slim]

While a closet socialist, FDR didn't embarrass the Presidency...and Kennedy didn't git caught bringing embarrassment to the Presidency until after he was dead...and don't you dare go dissin' my boy TJ!!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey, I see I didn't post the other pic I found later, fixed up by ForGod'sSake ...

Texas Redistricting starts a National Trend !

National Democrats are quickly becoming an endangered species, too!

The Dodocrat:

[sultan88]

My Prescient Picks

This weekend:

Carolina over St. Louis (Cinderella moves on)
Tennessee over New England (The icy New England wind not enough to derail McNair)
Inianapolis over Kansas City (KC's home field winning streak is snapped in a lopsided Colts win)
Green Bay over Philadelphia (Pack rides the Favre mistique)

[sultan88]

"BTW, in case you've not heard? We're going to Mars!!"

Along with the photos that we got back from Mars, THIS is the biggest news of the week. And it's good news!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Carolina over St. Louis (Cinderella moves on)
Tennessee over New England (The icy New England wind not enough to derail McNair)

One fer two, so far...MUD

[FBD]

Sultan:"My Prescient Picks
This weekend:

Carolina over St. Louis (Cinderella moves on)
Tennessee over New England (The icy New England wind not enough to derail McNair)
Inianapolis over Kansas City (KC's home field winning streak is snapped in a lopsided Colts win)
Green Bay over Philadelphia (Pack rides the Favre mistique)"

....................................................
Good picks Sultan!
I figured that Carolina / Rams game could go either way.
How 'bout them Patriots? Although I must admit, the Titans gave them quite a fight. Great game, huh Yank?

:^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"National Democrats are quickly becoming an endangered species, too!"

Especially if they insist on nominating Howie as their standard-bearer next Fall...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim

7 posted on 10/17/2002 12:25:42 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Roll Over Beethoven
Chuck Berry



I'm gonna write a little letter,
gonna mail it to my local DJ.
It's a rockin' rhythm record
I want my jockey to play.
Roll Over Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today.

You know, my temperature's risin'
and the jukebox blows a fuse.
My heart's beatin' rhythm
and my soul keeps on singin' the blues.
Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.

I got the rockin' pneumonia,
I need a shot of rhythm and blues.
I think I'm rollin' arthiritis
sittin' down by the rhythm review.
Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two.

Well, if you feel you like it
go get your lover, then reel and rock it.
Roll it over and move on up just
a trifle further and reel and rock it,
roll it over,
Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two.

Well, early in the mornin' I'm a-givin' you a warnin'
don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
Hey diddle diddle, I am playin' my fiddle,
ain't got nothin' to lose.
Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.

You know she wiggles like a glow worm,
dance like a spinnin' top.
She got a crazy partner,
oughta see 'em reel and rock.
Long as she got a dime the music will never stop.

Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven and dig these rhythm and blues.

PRE SULTAN

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton...!!"
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help FReep fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We Gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, Right feels it in our souls...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Re-Impeach!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You gotta promise you shall yell!!
Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got RATS on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
You gotta go FReep OsamaBill!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll Dethrone Slick's Soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")

Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!

Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!

Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!

One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!

155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"What's the REAL Cost of Illegal Aliens?!!"

Good find...MUD

[FBD]

RE American Border Patrol website: "Great find"
Thanks Mud.

"...And Moses said unto Pharoah, "Let my people go."

>...And Vincente Fox said unto Jorge, " Let my people stay." (In the U.S., that is.)