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Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"
The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 12/25/2003 10:05:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street
...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand

Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD


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To: MoJo2001
That is great.. my download is taking forever it seems! Thanks...
741 posted on 02/18/2004 5:51:46 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red ,white and blue!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Diva Betsy Ross; All
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SHERRY DARLING (aka Dubyuh's Party)

Dem Lib'rals yappin' in the back seat
Tell her to push over and move them big feet
Every Monday morning I gotta drive her down to the unemployment agency
Well this morning I ain't fighting tell her I give up
Tell her she wins if she'll just shut up
But it's the last time that she's gonna be ridin' with me

(Chorus)
You can tell her there's a hot sun beatin' on the black top
She keeps talkin' she'll be walkin' that last block
She can take a subway back to the ghetto tonight
Well I got some beer and the highway's free
And I got you, and baby you've got me.
Hey, hey, hey what you say Sherry Darlin'

Now there's girls melting on the beach
And they're so fine but so far out of reach
Cause I'm stuck in traffic down here on 53rd street
Now Sherry my love for you is real
But I didn't count on this package deal
And baby this car just aint big enough for her and me

(Chorus)
So you can tell her there's a hot sun beatin' on the black top
She keeps talkin' she'll be walkin' that last block
She can take a subway back to the ghetto tonight
Well I got some beer and the highway's free
And I got you, and baby you've got me.
Hey, hey, hey what you say Sherry Darlin'

Well let there be sunlight, let there be rain
Let the brokenhearted love again
Sherry we can run with our arms open before the tide
To all the girls down at Sacred Heart
And all you operators back in the Park
Say hey, hey, hey what you say Sherry Darlin'
Hey, hey, hey, what you say Sherry Darlin'

Pre...MUD
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742 posted on 02/18/2004 5:59:39 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Register To Vote -- Your Voice! Your Vote! Stand Up and Be Counted!)
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To: MoJo2001; Mudboy Slim
besides you do that groovy front page...

funny Mud.. good one!

743 posted on 02/18/2004 6:06:48 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red ,white and blue!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; Mudboy Slim; All
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 "The Right's Gonna Do It!!"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")

Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time,
And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.

So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, FReepers!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!

Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today,
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!

So gather roun', gather round, Christians!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!

FReegards...MUD

57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
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744 posted on 02/18/2004 6:11:11 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Register To Vote -- Your Voice! Your Vote! Stand Up and Be Counted!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
This battle against Kerry could be even more fruitful than I ever expected...

Kerry is going to take a hard fall, when the deluge of his past comes on full force.

745 posted on 02/18/2004 6:45:50 PM PST by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do, but we're gonna getcha)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross; Mudboy Slim; All
Lyrics provided by Mudboy Slim
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 "RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...Clinton's MINE!!
MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
Folks, it's such a wond'rous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

(reprise)

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 12/13/2002 3:26:55 PM EST by Mudboy Slim


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746 posted on 02/18/2004 6:46:24 PM PST by MoJo2001 (Register To Vote -- Your Voice! Your Vote! Stand Up and Be Counted!)
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To: MoJo2001; Diva Betsy Ross
Y'all ROCK...thanks so much!! I'm gonna FReep this song as "Kerry's Party" and post it as Black XXIV once I get some free time...this'll allow folks to listen to the original lyrics until I get it figgered out. It's a great party song, with a wonderful chorus that I can just imagine a conglomeration of FReepers bellowing out enthusiastically...LOL!!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

747 posted on 02/18/2004 7:18:53 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: BOBTHENAILER
"Kerry is going to take a hard fall, when the deluge of his past comes on full force."

Yep...a Massachusetts Lib'ral, more Lib'ral than even Teddy Kennedy, and he's got a damning anti-American past!! It's really amazing that the DemonRATS would leave themselves open to the uproar that will ensue as everyday folks come to discover how much this guy loathes the goodness and magnanimous nature of America. He and his ilk have the blood of hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese on their hands, and he wants to abandon the people of Iraq the same way we abandoned the people of Viet Nam...it's absolutely scurrilous how slimey these folks are!!

I'll relish fighting against "HanoiJohn" Kerry fer the next nine months!!

FReegards...MUD

748 posted on 02/18/2004 7:32:14 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88; jla; FBD; Landru; cherry_bomb88
Since I know how much y'all love Bruce Springsteen, please check out post #742...it's gonna be a fun one to FReep.

FReegards...MUD

749 posted on 02/18/2004 7:34:49 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
I'll relish fighting against "HanoiJohn" Kerry fer the next nine months!!

You'n me both Mud. This puke just begs for a good whuppin'.

750 posted on 02/18/2004 7:43:07 PM PST by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do, but we're gonna getcha)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Click the hyperlink to hear the song and follow with the lyrics!

Shoooot! I thought for sure I was cuing up you and the band!

751 posted on 02/18/2004 7:58:04 PM PST by jla
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To: jla; Cyber-Band; conservativemusician
"I thought for sure I was cuing up you and the band!"

Someday, my FRiend, and hopefully not too damned far in the future. I've gradually built up my collection of karaoke music and will begin the process of getting some of these songs recorded. Not the way I'd planned, but I reckon I've waited long enuff fer "my band" to get their act together and will need to begin as a solo act...LOL!! Once the fellas see how fun it is, they'll give it higher priority.

FReegards...MUD

752 posted on 02/18/2004 8:34:33 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: MoJo2001
This is the tone of the song, but I've gotta long way to go afore it's finished...

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
That November morning I gotta drive her down to the unemployment agency
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
But it's the last time that she's gonna be ridin' with me

(Chorus)
You can tell her there's a hot sun beatin' on the black top
She keeps talkin' she'll be walkin' that last block
She can take a subway back to the ghetto tonight
Well I got some beer and the highway's free
And I got you, and baby you've got me.

Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!!

Now there's girls melting on the beach
And they're so fine but so far out of reach
Cause I'm stuck in traffic down here on 53rd street
Now Sherry my love for you is real
But I didn't count on this package deal
And baby this car just aint big enough for her and me

(Chorus)
So you can tell her there's a hot sun beatin' on the black top
She keeps talkin' she'll be walkin' that last block
She can take a subway back to the ghetto tonight
Well I got some beer and the highway's free
And I got you, and baby you've got me.

Hey, Hill'ry, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!!

Well let there be sunlight, let there be rain
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Sherry we can run with our arms open before the tide
To all the girls down at Sacred Heart
And all you operators back in the Park

Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

Mid...MUD

753 posted on 02/18/2004 8:56:50 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru
"Mel Gibson's Father Says Holocaust Exaggerated!!"

"A WEEK before the United States release of Mel Gibson's controversial movie, The Passion of the Christ, the filmmaker's father has repeated claims the Holocaust was exaggerated. Hutton Gibson's comments, made in a telephone interview with New York radio talk show host Steve Feuerstein, come at an awkward time for the actor-director who has been trying to deflect criticism from Jewish groups that his film might inflame anti-Semitic sentiment. In his interview on WSNR radio's Speak Your Piece, to be broadcast on Monday, Hutton Gibson, argued that many European Jews counted as death camp victims of the Nazi regime had in fact fled to countries like Australia and the United States. "It's all - maybe not all fiction - but most of it is," he said, adding that the gas chambers and crematoria at camps like Auschwitz would not have been capable of exterminating so many people. "Do you know what it takes to get rid of a dead body? To cremate it?" he said. "It takes a litre of petrol and 20 minutes. Now, six million of them? They (the Germans) did not have the gas to do it. That's why they lost the war."

Exaggerated by whom? Is Mel's ol' man simply debating the estimate? It don't seem like he's belittling the Holocaust, or am I missing something? Amazing how this has become such a hot story right before Mel's movie hits the big screen, ain't it?!

FReegards...MUD

754 posted on 02/18/2004 9:06:18 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
Retired Green Beret Takes On 'Hanoi' John Kerry****

Open Letter to John Kerry:

My wife had rotator cuff surgery earlier this year, and the recovery is terribly painful. Then, she developed a staph-epi infection, and they had to cut the same scar open and operate on her again. Just thinking about the pain and anxiety of facing that painful surgery a second time in the same wound, makes me cringe. That experience, however pales in comparison to what I am going through right now, in my heart.

The old hurts are surfacing and the feelings of betrayal by fellow citizens, and their leader stirring them up, are breaking my heart again. I am being cut in the same scar. How did we who served in Vietnam suddenly become cold-blooded killers, torturers, and rapists, of the ilk of the Nazi SS or the Taliban? Most of us were American soldiers who grew up idolizing John Wayne, Roy Rogers, and all the other heroes. That was why I volunteered. But for political expediency, John Kerry has rewritten history, again. After spending only four months in the country of Vietnam, John Kerry testified before Congress in 1971 with these exact words about incidents he supposedly witnessed or heard about from other vets: "They personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam."

I was a green beret officer who volunteered for duty in Vietnam and fought in the thick of it in 1968 and 1969 on a Special Forces A-team on the Ho Chi Minh Trail, just for starters. We were the elite. We saw the most action. Everybody in the world knows that. But we did not just kill people, we built a church, a school, treated illnesses, passed out soap, food, and clothing, and had fun and loving interaction with the indigenous people of Vietnam, just like our boys did in Normandy, Baghdad, Saigon, and everywhere American soldiers ever served. We all gave away our candy bars and rations to kids. Our hearts to oppressed people all over the globe.

My children and grandchildren could read your words, and think those horrendous things about me, Mr. Kerry. You are a bold-faced, unprincipled liar, and a disgrace, and you have dishonored me and all my fellow Vietnam veterans. Sure, there were a couple bad-apples, but I saw none, and I saw it all, and if I did, as an army officer, it was my obligation to stop it, or at the very least report it. Why is there not a single record anywhere of you ever reporting any incidents like this or having the perpetrators arrested? The answer is simple. You are a liar. Your medals and mine are not a free pass for lifetime, Senator Kerry, to bypass character, integrity, and morality. I earn my green beret over and over daily in all aspects of my life.

Eight National Guard green berets, and other National Guard soldiers, have been killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, and you totally dishonored their widows and families by lumping National Guard service in with being a draft-dodger, conscientious objector, and deserter, just so you can try to sabotage the patriotism of our President who proudly served as an Air National Guard jet pilot. I have a son earning his green beret at Fort Bragg right now, and his wife serves honorably in the Air National Guard, just like President Bush did, and I am as proud of her as I am my son. I volunteered for Vietnam and have no problem whatsoever with President Bush being our Commander-In-Chief. In fact, I am proud of him as our leader.

John Kerry, you personally derailed the Vietnam Human rights Bill, HR2883, in 2001, after it had passed the House by a 411 to 1 vote, and thousands of pro-American Montagnard tribespeople in Vietnam died since then who could have been saved, by you. Earlier, as Chair of the Senate Select Committee on MIA/POW Affairs, you personally quashed the efforts of any and all veterans to report sightings of living POW's, when you held those reins in Congress. You have fought tooth and nail to push for the US to normalize relations with Vietnam for years. Why, Mr. Kerry? Simple, your first cousin C. Stewart Forbes, CEO, of Colliers International, recently signed a contract with Hanoi, worth BILLIONS of dollars for Collier's International to become the exclusive real estate representative for the country of Vietnam.

"Hanoi John," now that it works for you, you beat your chest about your Vietnam service, but to me, you are a phony, opportunistic, hypocrite. You are one of those politicians that is like a fertilizer machine: all that comes out of you is horse manure, and you are spreading it everywhere.

Medals do not make a man. Morals do.

---Don Bendell, Canon City, Colorado
Don Bendell served as an officer in four Special Forces Groups, is a best-selling author with over 1,500,000 books in print, a 1995 inductee into the International Karate Hall of Fame, and owns karate schools in southern Colorado
755 posted on 02/18/2004 9:14:30 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88; FBD; jla; KLT; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; xyz123; Flora McDonald; Landru
"John Kerry Admits to Being a War Criminal!!"

(Audiotape, April 18, 1971):
MR. CROSBY NOYES (Washington Evening Star): Mr. Kerry, you said at one time or another that you think our policies in Vietnam are tantamount to genocide and that the responsibility lies at all chains of command over there. Do you consider that you personally as a Naval officer committed atrocities in Vietnam or crimes punishable by law in this country?

SEN. KERRY: There are all kinds of atrocities, and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free fire zones. I conducted harassment and interdiction fire. I used 50 calibre machine guns, which we were granted and ordered to use, which were our only weapon against people. I took part in search and destroy missions, in the burning of villages. All of this is contrary to the laws of warfare, all of this is contrary to the Geneva Conventions and all of this is ordered as a matter of written established policy by the government of the United States from the top down. And I believe that the men who designed these, the men who designed the free fire zone, the men who ordered us, the men who signed off the air raid strike areas, I think these men, by the letter of the law, the same letter of the law that tried Lieutenant Calley, are war criminals.

WOW...MUD

756 posted on 02/18/2004 9:24:07 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Amazing how this has become such a hot story right before Mel's movie hits the big screen, ain't it?!"

>doink!<

Here, sit down.
BARTENDER!!
Give this boy whatever he wants -- lemme light that ceegar for ya, son.

Anyone bother to notice *which* of the sewer-rags was responsible for printing this POS??
Yea...no less than the absolute drop-dead worst of the worst of 'em all.

>CLUNK!<
Whoooooshhhhh!

...now, imagine a toilet.

757 posted on 02/19/2004 8:21:28 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: Mudboy Slim
the guy was out of control.

Bookmark.
758 posted on 02/19/2004 8:31:02 AM PST by FBD (...Please press 2 for English...for Espanol, please stay on the line...)
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To: Landru
"Anyone bother to notice *which* of the sewer-rags was responsible for printing this POS??"

The NooYawkSlimes' RichieRich...BLEECCCHHH!!

I'm lookin' forward to seeing the movie, but the Missuz won't go on account of the violence...MUD

759 posted on 02/19/2004 9:15:03 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: FBD
"...the guy was out of control."

Yep...willingly admitting such war crimes is a tough thing to write of as "youthful indiscretions."

FReegards...MUD

760 posted on 02/19/2004 9:16:58 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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