[Diogenesis]

THE REAL DEAL: Unlike the weasels, democrats, and terrorist appeasers,

[Cindy]

Well said Dio.

[laredo44]

I hear Bush has bin Laden and he's waiting for the right time to stage his capture.

I hear bin Laden's already in New York and Bush plans to lead him onstage for his acceptance speech during the Republican Convention.

One scenario being considered has Bush as his true self regaled in cowboy attire riding onstage astride a white [subliminal message intended] stallion holding one end of a rope whose other end is around bin laden's neck.

A second scenario has Bush landing an F-16 on stage at Madison Square Garden and when he pops the landing chute bin Laden is ejected. Engineers and architects are currently studying the feasibility of installing a retractable roof on the Garden in time for the Convention.

[rabidralph]

Then why don't they help us?

[Grampa Dave]

This is very appropriate with all of the insane mumblings of the rats about President Bush.