Iraqi insurgency leader Surrenders (Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri) UNCONFIRMED

News.com.au ^ | 12/17/03 (Australian Time)

[Quilla]

I saw that post, it was pretty funny. But I thought it was a long time freeper who was sarcastically being called a newbie. ;-)

[eastforker]

I am sure our guys would use the same scrutiny on this guy as we did SH. Make damn sure it is him before we announce it. Let's wait and see.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Good one!

Sean Penn, the moderator for DU, flew to Iraq to see for himself and ask the Iraqui people, wounded by those vicious war mongers, where Saddam really is.

He sends his best wishes and regards to "Mr. President" Saddam.

[You Dirty Rats]

There are still three jacks and two kings out there, according to Centcom. If they lose one of those cards, the best poker hand they have left is a 6-high straight.

Cards Left:

K K J J J 9 6 5 4 4 3 2

Also, two other names in the 55 most wanted are still at large (they didn't rate cards).

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Unfortunately I did not click on the posters name to verify longevity.

Excuse me while I pry my Reebok from between my teeth!

[dighton]

DRAT!

Not promising at the moment. Oh, well.

Even if this one doesn't pan out, our troops WILL get him.

[E Rocc]

-Eric

[Coop]

Excerpt from a new FNC article in Breaking News:

Earlier Tuesday, there were unconfirmed reports that Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri (search), No. 6 on the U.S. military's 55 Most Wanted (search) list, had turned himself in. But Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage told a morning news program that the report was unfounded.

[areafiftyone]

Okay then I will go back into my spider hole.

[af_vet_1981]

We are not aware that has taken place," he said.

He did not confirm. He did not deny. We shall see.

[Wait4Truth]

Thanks! I knew I had heard that this claim had been denied. Now I know I am not going crazy.

[arasina]

Great animated GIFs! Did you make them?

[Constitution Day]

Even if this one doesn't pan out, our troops WILL get him.

They will.

"Patience, grasshopper."

[kayak]

Oh, no, please stick around and keep posting .... your tagline is worth spreading around ..... :-)

[areafiftyone]

Okay too many rats in that hole anyway. ;-)

[BlackbirdSST]

This will no doubt be a bigger catch than sodamn himself!!! Blackbird.

[E Rocc]

Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning

Richard Gere is a Dimocrat, isn't he?

-Eric

[areafiftyone]

Yes he is.