[weegee]

I've thought about emmigrating to Mexico and becoming a citizen and then illegally coming back to America to work.

I doubt I'd be detected and I could opt out of taxes (does the IRS ever try to claim back taxes from illegal immigrants?).

[Reaganwuzthebest]

...(does the IRS ever try to claim back taxes from illegal immigrants?).

Not that I know of. They're even talking about giving them social security checks, even after they stole the number to work.

For illegal aliens... crime pays.