[GreenLanternCorps]

"But can you imagine one a them big summabitches
getting hit by a car on the interstate ?"

Don't hit it with a car, you'll just make it angry...

[76834]

I have a good friend who is a locomotive engineer on the railroad and he told me a story about bison.
One got out of the fence and got into the middle of the railroad tracks. My friend blew the horn etc. tried everything to get the damm thing off the tracks but that just seemed to make the bison madder.
The bison charged the train head on.

[bicycle thug]

"Don't hit it with a car, you'll just make it angry... "

Imagine how the insurance company would look at a claim like that; 'car flattened in bison stampede.' The good thing of course would be there would not likely be any bison, 'act of God' clauses to worry about.