[2banana]

"It's almost Stalinist. We're out celebrating the birthday of this guy," joked Jim Savage, 39.

Said in Philadelphia, one of the most left wing cities in the nation where lots of U of Penn (Bastion of Marxism) students attended these meetings. This is the best Dean can do in arguably his "center of his universe" (politically speaking)?

[Tallguy]

Since Mr. Dean is rapidly cementing his position as presumptive nominee of the Democratic Pary, I think that he needs a suitable title that matches the adoration of his followers. How about "The Dear Leader"?