I'll be willing to do that just as soon as you completely withdraw to your house, guard the windows and doors, and concentrate on making your living room safe for carpio and carpioism.
That is in fact precisely what I am doing at this moment. I live in the second largest city in New Mexico. We are 40 miles from the Mexican border. Local government is viley corrupt, Police protection is for the few families out of thousands that are tied in to the local Democrat elite and we live inside a six foot fence with alarms, security lights, a barky dog and long guns near every door and window because we are surrounded by thugs, gangs. drug dealers and assorted other illegal aliens.
Bring you money on down and retire in the sunny southwest.
carpio