If you say so, Barnacle. There's no sense trying to interest you in a fascinating hypothesis you have already determined is impossible, based on what you already know. Your mind is "made up," sight unseen.
Myself, I find it best to keep an open mind. If the hypothesis is experimentally falsified, well, there's the end of it. The forthcoming Grandpierre article deals with proposed experimental tests. I'm content to let the astrophysicists do the science, and wait to see what they come up with.
Perhaps the concern is that such a hypothesis is a type of mysticism rather than physics. I disagree.
From the Pattee article: