[Rebelbase]

He had a quick 15 minutes.

[Paul Atreides]

Man Who Jumped Niagara Falls Joins Circus

He's going to run as a Dim candidate for the Presidency?

[billorites]

I'm convinced P.T. Barnum could have done so much better had he been dealt this hand.

[Flux Capacitor]

----Man Who Jumped Niagara Falls Joins Circus----

Some headlines are just too good to be made-up. :)

-Dan

[metalboy]

What`s he gonna do next? Try to report a Clinton scheme and see how long he can survive? "Ladies and Gentleeemeeen!!! We are sorry, but the "Niagara man" didn`t make it! He has indeed committed suicide by cutting off his own head with a pen knife!"

[JIM O]

"Man Who Jumped Niagara Falls Joins Circus"

Strange, in tonights show Homer Simpson joined the circus too!

[william clark]

Think about the sun, Pippin...

[Liberty Valance]

I think i like this story....;o)

[lowbridge]

Kirk Jones, 40, planned to make his debut as the "world's greatest stunt man"

BS. The worlds greatest stuntman is Yakima Canutt (1895–1986)

Last month, the former auto parts salesman from Canton, Mich., jumped over the Canadian side of the falls and somehow emerged from the rushing foam with only a few broken ribs.

All this Kirk Jones guy ever did was try to kill himself and he failed. That does not qualify him as a great stuntman.

Jones said circus promoters called him a few days ago and promised him something "spectacular." He would not say what his act would involve.

Soemthing that will get him killed on opening night, no doubt. Either that, or they will put him to work in something more safer, like making balloon animals.