The Downfall of Uniformitarianism

Creation-Evolution Headlines ^ | 11/04/2003 | Creation-Evolution Headlines

[Junior]

Of course, there's only one Gnome in Zurich...

Aha! Everyone knows there is more than one Gnome in Zurich — why else do they call them Gnomes? I bet you're part of the conspiracy! I bet you're just trying to deflect attention away from their nefarious schemes.

Hell, you're a DOCTOR, which means you work in ACADEMIA — and everyone knows that ACADEMIA is a front for the world-wide Swiss conspiracy!!!

Editor's Note: The presence of capitalized words in the middle of sentences and the extra exclamation points at the end of a sentence are indications this is a true conspiracy theory as outlined in the seminal work, Conspiracy Theories for Dummies.

[Elsie]

IMHO, everyone should keep a bottle of their favorite beverage, aged at least a couple of decades, inhouse for those special occasions when, "Oh sh!+!" is not quite enough.

 

But, as has been pointed out on ANOTHER thread,

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1016215/posts?page=51#51 

those massive 'events' do NOT cause evolutionary changes...

 

(or was it the SMALL events?????)

[Elsie]

...solar flame throwers with severe radiation changing genetic codes, ...

I just wonder how many 'mutants' we are going to get from last weeks flares??

[Elsie]

Editor's Note: The presence of capitalized words in the middle of sentences and the extra exclamation points at the end of a sentence are indications this is a true conspiracy theory as outlined in the seminal work, Conspiracy Theories for Dummies.

I love it!

[Elsie]

Oh OH!

Now that the root word - semen - has entered this thread, it's going to be downhill all the way!

[Doctor Stochastic]

Have a piece of cheese?

[Junior]

Swiss cheese? Next thing you know, you'll be plying me with chocolates, Swiss Army knives and cuckoo clocks. Soon my mind will be so befuddled I'll be working on ISO 9000 compliance unquestioningly.

So, take your unholey* Swiss cheese and feed it to your sister's moose in the shower. I'm series.

*Editor's Note: "unholey" was purposefully misspelled in a lame attempt at a pun. If you got the pun, more power to you. If you didn't, I apologize — the Gnomes of Zurich forced me to make it.

[Right Wing Professor]

Perhaps that 'religion' they practice tends to whack them ALL out!

It's refreshing to be reminded that you and I probably agree more than we disagree.

[Elsie]

See there!

We agree AGAIN!!

[MEGoody]

"It is intended to prove we don't know anything, since what we appear to know offends some people."

Some things are known, some things are thought to be known then proven wrong later. No big deal. It all becomes an issue when one 'worships' scientific 'knowledge' so much that one looks down one's nose at anyone who has a belief in something other than what one thinks one knows.

[VadeRetro]

Some things are known, some things are thought to be known then proven wrong later.

Sites like "Creation-Evolution Headlines" need all of modern science to be wrong and, to fill their needs, paint a false picture with selective quotes.

[MEGoody]

"Sites like "Creation-Evolution Headlines" need all of modern science to be wrong and, to fill their needs, paint a false picture with selective quotes."

And that has what to do with the comment from me that you cut and pasted, namely "Some things are known, some things are thought to be known then proven wrong later."

[VadeRetro]

I was looking in the context of this thread at what you said. What I said what what I wanted to point out about what you said.

[VadeRetro]

what what

was what ...