When reached for a comment, Professor John Frink remarked: "Dear God, what they have done with the tomato, and the tobacco and what with the grafting and the plant and the cross species and the Glavin!!"
To: Central Scrutiniser
2 posted on
11/03/2003 7:25:59 PM PST by
Central Scrutiniser
(Which is the most universal human characteristic? Fear or Laziness?)
To: Central Scrutiniser
Awesome!
3 posted on
11/03/2003 7:26:44 PM PST by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along.)
To: Central Scrutiniser
"Simpsons did it"
To: Central Scrutiniser
Makes sense, given that tomatoes and tobacco are both in the same botanical family i.e. Solanaceae (nightshade).
To: Central Scrutiniser
Reminds me of my grafting experiments with Marijuana and kudzu but perhaps that's better in the past.
9 posted on
11/03/2003 7:35:19 PM PST by
tet68
(Patrick Henry ......."Who fears the wrath of cowards?")
To: Central Scrutiniser
Next thing you know, they'll graft tomato plants to marijuana plants and tomatoes will be illegal! Italians and theatre critics everywhere will be outraged!
10 posted on
11/03/2003 7:35:30 PM PST by
thoughtomator
("A republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Central Scrutiniser
This makes me very nervous. I think I'll go have some ketchup and try to relax.
11 posted on
11/03/2003 7:36:28 PM PST by
Petronski
(Living life in a minor key.)
To: Central Scrutiniser
This is nothing new. Many years ago they discovered that they could grow nicotine-bearing tomatoes by grafting tomato plants onto tobacco plant roots.
They also have produced nicotene-free tobacco by grafting tobacco plants onto tomato plant roots.
To: Central Scrutiniser
I bet they get sued for trademark/copyright infringment.
14 posted on
11/03/2003 7:46:34 PM PST by
Chewbacca
(Nothing burps better than bacon!)
To: Central Scrutiniser
heh, huh huh huh- forgot what I was gonna say...
I hope this brings the price of weed down and not tomaters up..
15 posted on
11/03/2003 7:49:38 PM PST by
herewego
To: Central Scrutiniser
Where did he get the plutonium?
16 posted on
11/03/2003 8:30:42 PM PST by
Oztrich Boy
(You realize, of course, this means war?" B Bunny)
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