KIDS ASK DOUG FROM UPLAND - No. 1

DFU | 11-2-03 | Doug from Upland

[cavtrooper21]

Dear Doug from Upland,
Why do you set yourself for such abuse?? This there a cure ??
Cavtrooper21

[Keith in Iowa]

>>What is the meaning of life?

42. Or, when all else fails, x=8

[RightWingMama]

What have I created here. Give you guys a few brewskis and you get out of control.

I'm drinking wine...does that count?

[nicmarlo]

Dear Doug from Upland:

I was wondering if you could tell me about the Arkansas flu and what does it have to do with the Clintons? I was also wondering if the Arkansas flu has mutated yet?

Signed,
A Child who doesn't want to catch the flu.

[freedumb2003]

Dear doug from upland:

A train starts from Yonkeres going 50 miles an hour. At the same time a train in Poughkepsi...

[doug from upland]

I've just about had it. Here I am with a serious topic of monumental importance and you people are just making a sham out of it. Shame, shame, shame on you.

[doug from upland]

Dear doug from upland:

A train starts from Yonkeres going 50 miles an hour. At the same time a train in Poughkepsi...
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I know the rest. ANSWER: the child on the train was fathered by Jesse Jackson.

[freedumb2003]

ANSWER: the child on the train was fathered by Jesse Jackson

I see you peeked into the back of the book. Good thing it was an odd-numbered problem.

[Barnacle]

LOL

(Have you thought of writing a book for children?)

[doug from upland]

I actually have thought about writing a children's book about the Clintons using the format in this post. Oh, good, now someone will steal the idea. Do we have an illustrator in the crowd? Perhaps it could be a pop up book. The parents would not want to see what would pop up in a pop up book about Bill Clinton.

[Gumption]

Dear Doug from Upland,

You bring up a good point. What happened to shame during the Clinton administration?

Signed, A huge fan from Maryland.

[Rummyfan]

LOL!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Dear Doug

Is it really "for the children"?

RBA

[Chu Gary]

In his never-ending search for TV cameras, Pres. BJ and Hillary went to the first game of the BB season. A Secret Service agent leans over and whispers in his ear and he immediately picks Hillary up and tosses her into the on-deck circle. The SS agent says, "No no, Mr. President, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH!

[doug from upland]

That has always been one of my favorites. I think I might have once put that line in a parody song.

[kitkat]

Very FUNNY, Nateman.