[tdadams]

This is an interesting read if only to confirm what most people already seem to know about the different personalities and the types of alcohol they drink. I don't know if this has much revelatory value in making correlations between alcohol type, personality type, and health profile.

[battlegearboat]

Milk drinkers drive the fastest.

[BushMeister]

Who the hell drinks the swill wine that bars serve?

Serious wine drinkers don't hang out in bars, unless it's a wine bar.

[CJ Wolf]

I drink all three 'types'. What's that make me?

[Blue Collar Christian]

My own obsevations reveal that wine drinkers are pretentious, beer drinkers fantisize about doing neat stuff, and hard liquor drinkers are serious about getting drunk.

[biss5577]

Let's see....I am a 48 year old female who runs 3 miles on my treadmill a day, (in pretty good shape I might add!) and love my brew. (And yes, I am very sophisticated; I always drink beer out of the bottle.)

[Khurkris]

"Beeeeeeeerrrrrr....MMMmmmmmmmmmmm".....H. Simpson.

[Billthedrill]

Well, I limit my intake to strictly the liquid kind. Can't be too careful.

[highnoon]

All the scientists had to do was talk to 10 local bartenders, and they would have gotten the same answers. They should have gone deeper with the study, determining what personalities develop with different types of liquor, and with mixing liquor.

Remember kids:

Beer before liquor, never been sicker;
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

[SoothingDave]

Next up, the University of Manitoba's Alcohol and Tobacco Research Unit studies the veracity of the proposition: "If you like to drink your whiskey, you might even shoot yourself"

[sit-rep]

I cannot go along with a study from canada... this is America. We are a whole different bread...

[tet68]

And we Aquavelva drinkers smell the best.