What is the point of this article?
To mislead?
To deflect?
A red herring?
I think it's supposed to be combined with the phony illness/breast implant articles for the headline:
"Reduction In Massive Breast Implants Causes Global Warming" Since the elimination of silicon breast implants in 1992, scientific data now proves global warming is on the rise... Reasearchers at the Pamela Anderson Clinic for Inflated Frontals (PACIFic) have proven that...