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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
TOPICS: Free Republic; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bulb; lamp; light; lightbulb
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To: TexKat
181
posted on
10/23/2003 11:15:03 AM PDT
by
TexKat
To: new cruelty
I stared in fascination at spider man. Light bulbs were driven from my head. Then I remembered ole spidey is faintly gay.
How many perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
just one but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it.
To: onyx
who's the third "read my posts, don't miss what I have to say"? well me, of course ... ;)
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Then, of course, there are the acronyms:
BOPMA (Bulb of peace my *ss)
WOB (War on bulbs)
FMCDS (From my cold, dead socket)
GMTA (Great men twist alike)
FYI (For your illumination)
184
posted on
10/23/2003 11:18:19 AM PDT
by
TrappedInLiberalHell
(Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
To: katnip; Howlin
katnip, I hadn't read your post yet, I swear. I just saw Howlin's name & a light bulb went on over my head (note the feeble attempt to stay within the thread's theme).
185
posted on
10/23/2003 11:19:06 AM PDT
by
Catspaw
To: TASMANIANRED
How many perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
just one but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it. BWHAHAHA!
To: Howlin
An entire new thread showing photos of Bush in maintenance jump suit changing his own lightbulb atop a ladder. 385 posts with Freeperettes (myprecious included) noting how wonderful W looks in that suit and how lucky Laura is to have such a loving husband.
To: XRdsRev
Seeking help from Freepers.
I am looking to light up a room and need help with selecting a bulb. Should I go with standard, frosted or colored ? Also watts...do I go 20, 40, 60, 120, floodlight ?
Any suggestions ?
188
posted on
10/23/2003 11:19:33 AM PDT
by
XRdsRev
To: Chancellor Palpatine
189
posted on
10/23/2003 11:20:13 AM PDT
by
Tamzee
(...This tagline has been tested on animals.)
To: Howlin
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Title: I'M WATCHING YOU FR BUT GOOD YOU SOCIALIST BUSHBOT RATTYTATRATS Source: Free Republic URL Source: http://www.freerepublic.com Published: Octember 83, 1927 Author: TARDshow Post Date: 2003-10-14 10:22:39 by TARDshow 5 Comments The Bushbots keep ignoring what Rush and me Tardshow keep telling them about being socialist rats and changing the lightbulb like Ann Coulter I told them to and I TARDshow will FReep them. BUT GOOD! I have the gift and the gift is truth more than that old mean Howlin. Post Comment Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest 1. To: TARDshow (#0) Thats right Toddster. FR is so gone because the light bulb is out. I give it 4 weeks, Jim needs to can the socialists, and I'm waiting for the Bushbots to come here so I can really give them a piece of my mind while changing the lightbulb. Red Fez posted on 2003-10-14 11:32:55 ET Reply Trace 2. To: TARDshow (#0) This light bulb business sounds so familiar. I hate FR, I hate Jim, I hate everybody. polesmok posted on 2003-10-14 12:13:35 ET Reply Trace 3. To: TARDshow (#0) Ever since JustAmy was so mean about that picture, I couldn't gain enough composure to change the light bulb. I just hate them, hate them all for what they did with the darkened Poetry Room. Canuckwhite posted on 2003-10-14 12:27:18 ET Reply Trace 4. To: TARDshow (#0) So typical of treachery against the truest of true conservative ideas by those RINO trolls at FR. I won't even look at them any more. bunnyhop posted on 2003-10-14 13:57:31 ET Reply Trace 5. To: TARDshow (#3) When I was there counting the money and running the show, we got a half a million dollars every quarter from the fundraiser, and could buy the best lightbulbs, which I will sell to FReepers and Lepers at a discount. I'd sooner destroy my former friend's business than watch him thrive, since I'm mad that he wouldn't encourage anarchists to come talk at his site, nor would he just accept the notion that some people prefer the dark. sadjoe posted on 2003-10-14 14:22:41 ET Reply Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest [Home] [Headlines] [Latest Articles] [Latest Comments] [Post] [Sign-in] [Setup] [Donate] [Help] [FAQ] [Register] |
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To: Lil'freeper; Howlin
6 creationists to begin arguing the morality of lightbulbs when God clearly created light first.
6 more philosophers to argue that He only screwed it in, and man screwed it up later?
4 evolutionists who point out that the current came came before the bulb.
191
posted on
10/23/2003 11:22:06 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Constitutional Patriot
Lightbulb out, women, children and minorities hardest hit.
To: new cruelty
Love the dancers... cute gay-spidey-guy ;-)
193
posted on
10/23/2003 11:22:36 AM PDT
by
Tamzee
(...This tagline has been tested on animals.)
To: AppyPappy
No need to change the light bulb. After Y2K, there won't be any electricity. Have you just awakened from a long nap? You are in for a shock and have a lot of catching up to do.
194
posted on
10/23/2003 11:22:52 AM PDT
by
LPM1888
("It's about governance. It's not about sermons." Brooks Firestone)
To: Tamsey
To: Chancellor Palpatine
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!
196
posted on
10/23/2003 11:24:08 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: Still Thinking; Mad Dawgg
To: TexKat
198
posted on
10/23/2003 11:24:53 AM PDT
by
TexKat
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
A DU troll claiming that black lights are being kept down by 'Big Bulb' conglomerates run by high-wattage white bulbists, while several point out that all bulbs were created equal and endowed with inalienable brights by their creator.
199
posted on
10/23/2003 11:24:59 AM PDT
by
TrappedInLiberalHell
(Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
To: Sir Gawain
Just remember that without Reddy Kilowatt, this thread is pointless.
200
posted on
10/23/2003 11:26:49 AM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: The exploding kind.)
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