The Nine Dwarves

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[gitmo]

The field of democrat pretenders for the 2004 Presidential Race is unaffectionately known as the 9 Dwarves. The number varies from day to day, but the concept survives.

Now everyone knows the original seven dwarves: Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, and Bashful. The names come close, but don't quite fit.

Here are my suggestions for naming this colorful band of misfits.

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Doc

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Whiney

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Wimpy

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Frenchie

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Happy

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Prissy

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Dazed

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Clueless

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Hopeless

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[gitmo]

I invite alternative names for these dwarves.

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[blastdad51]

Wet my pants laughing!!!!!

[gitmo]

Should've included a Depends alert.

[dagnabbit]

and Zombie makes ten

[Savage Beast]

"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
Who'll be elected President next fall?"

"Witch or dwarf, you can bet your tush,
The people will re-elect Snow White Bush!"

[gitmo]

You can bet some witch will have a poison apple for Bush before November 2004.

[Cobra64]

Well done. Funny as hell. Thanks.

[smoothsailing]

DOC can't get my vote.

But the dims sure deserve him.

Let them hissyfit all they want.

President Bush is a good man.

I'm sticking with him.

[Soaring Feather]

FOTFLOL!!!((((((((( PING)))))))))

[upchuck]

You can bet some witch will have a poison apple for Bush before November 2004.

That be no witch, that be tha one and only Hildabeaste!

[Darksheare]

Thanks for teh ping.
I'd get ban-ned for the alternate names I'd pick...

[gitmo]

Yep

[gitmo]

Thanks.

[gitmo]

Funny,
I've not gotten a single dwarf named.

[Darksheare]

Dean = MentalSingularity
LieBigman = HowdyDoody
Gebhard = Cranial Depends
Kerry = DeGaulled
Sharpton = Anger Management
Sweety
Clark = Clipped
Mosely Braun = GenderCrisis
Kucinich = A.E.Nueman

These are the nice ones that won't get me banned.
The others are Sleazy, slutty, crabbed, probed, spindled, folded, stapled, dazed, stoned... and other less palatable names..

[gitmo]

LieBigman = HowdyDoody

LOL

I thought this one looked like HowdyDoody:

[Darksheare]

You know those little stress reliever dolls that have the eyes, ears, and nose pop out when you squeeze them?
Don't remember what they're called but I thought he looked like one of them.
Or he had a case of cranial erectile simulacrum disease.
It's disturbing when a man has no pupils in his eyes, or eyebrows to see....

[Paul Atreides]

Dean: Looney

Lieberman: Droney

Gephardt: Pasty

Kerry: Heinzy

Sharpton: Dooky

Clark: Loowinsky

Mosely Braun: Fraudy

Kucinich: Bolshy

[gitmo]

I am so glad you didn't name Mosely Braun "pasty".