[BJungNan]

Notice that Homeland Security did not deny rumors that the cellulose would be smuggled into the country inside a certain female Senator from the State of New York.

That is cellulite and it is explosive only in certain reward parts of the body.

[happygrl]

Methinks seamole was referring to a certain feminine hygeine product, with which Old Crusty mitigates her "crustiness".

Apologies for the visual image my reply precipitates.