Why don't they run as a team? It would be the first Throuple presidency.
When you just have two guys and one woman, that’s called “tag-teaming” — the guys take turns on the woman, so that each one can rest up between rounds and recover their virility.
Then again, given the ages of those two guys, they may need a week to recover.
Who am I kidding? They’d need a year.
And it’s not like looking at a naked Lizzy Warren would put lead in any man’s pencil.
Nah, forget it. They’d all just play pinochle.