Please hang on for at least 6 more months.
Yup.
My guess is he’ll hang on through Super Tuesday. He’ll lose IA and NH because they’re overrun by over-educated white communists, probably win SC due to the black vote, and get squashed in CA, ending his campaign. That will leave Princess Gray Beaver. I suspect the Witch won’t get in due to serious, undisclosed health problems that will make it impossible for her to run the rugged campaign she’d have to run.