You would think he was giving away the new iPhone.
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It’s MUCH better than that!!
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He’s giving away JOBS, not MOBS!!
Beto is being touted as the new "Kennedy" Democrats long for.
Beto is striving mightily to meet expectations. Says he loves playing touch football with his cousins,
that he lives in a "compound", named his sailboat the Honeyfitz, and his wife's name is Jackie.
When last seen at a Texas Steakhouse, Beto was ordering broiled Maine lobster and Boston Clam Chowdah.