[humblegunner]

Can you imagine going through life with a name like John Haltiwanger?

Sounds like a swishy Swedish chaperone.

[Dilbert San Diego]

My dad went to school with someone named Lifshitz.

The poor guy changed his name when he grew up.

[MinuteGal]

"Can you imagine going through life with a name like John Haltiwanger?"

I used to work for an old guy office manager named John Beemsterboer (a common Dutch name), and he was so crabby and such a pain that I always DID want to boer him in his beemster.

Leni