“Texas Senator Ted Cruz officially announced that he’s running for president. Cruz said that after doing exhaustive research to see if he had a real chance to win, he said, ‘I’m gonna run anyway.’” –Jimmy Fallon
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/Ted-Cruz-Jokes/a/Ted-Cruz-Jokes.htm
The four leading candidates for president, then, can be described as:
— a guy who may or may not be sincere about finding out what’s going on between now and January 20th.
— a guy who may or may not be planning some sort of Mormon-evangelical theocracy
— a guy who not only says he is a socialist, but is old enough to have a complete loss of memory
— Hillary Clinton which says choose one of the other three.